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Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
Can you cry under the water?
Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?
If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?
Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?
Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?
If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?
Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, its called shipment, and yet when something is sent in a ship, its called cargo?
Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to drown too?
How would you throw away a trash can?
Why do they call them apartments when they’re all stuck together?
If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?
What would happen if you get scared half to death twice?
How would you know when you are out of invisible ink?
Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
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