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Thank you Sgt.Sprinkles!
Its friends like ELD that make me feel all fuzzy-warm inside
4laugh 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words to explain it to your dumb a**
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Aww x3
Maria ish mah favorite artist
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BAWR!
Scare'd ya didn't I? :B
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