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Last Login: 04/03/2008 1:30 am
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere off the Coast of Nebraska
Occupation: Evil Proctologist
These are the stories never told, until now!
Excellent! Now.... Bend over!
BUT SCOUT YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING! It's okay... I've had worse... I can take it- BOOOOM
You know, hospital food isn't that bad scout!
My dastardly doers of dastardly doings
this is Dr. Nefarious... I HATE this guy...
If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving isn't for you. -Adrian Glorp (My injury-prone henchman)
READ THE EPIC STORY THAT IS UNFOLDING IN MY JOURNAL: TALES FROM AN EVIL PROCTOLOGIST!
Bend over!
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Very please to hear from you after such a long time away from home. Indeed, having been called away to remote island locales, I have not had the time to pleasurably read up on your bulletin posts. But now if you would follow me over here, I have a new bakery item I would like you to try, I call it Snow White Macadamia-Nut Chocolate Cookies. Just lean down and grab one... HAHA! *Hits Nefarious over the head with a spatula* GET HIM TREBOR!!!!!!