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I live in the Unicorn Kingdom, where anything is possible.
Facts about unicorns:
UNICORNS ARE ******** REAL YOU BITCHES!
Unicorns are born in your dreams
Unicorns have the power to add sparkles to anything they touch (like drag queens.)
To ride a unicorn you must mount it, close your eyes and grab on to its horn.
Unicorns are everywhere prancing through forests, prancing through air.
I LOVE UNICORNS MORE THAN YOU!
Why do I love unicorns so much?
One day when I was a little lad, doing the little lad dance as I walked though the woods picking p***y willows, a goblin jumped into the path. For those of you that have never met a goblin before they are nasty little creatures that love to rip the virginity away from a young boy's a**s. The goblin tore my clothing away and took out his large goblin p***s that was cover in warts. Just then I saw a light through the thicket of trees, a golden unicorn came running to my aid. The goblin stopped, scared of the unicorn. The unicorn jumped over me and landed next to the goblin. Then the unicorn took out some video equipment and video taped the goblin rapping my young virgin a**s. The Goblin made me call him "Uncle Bad Touch" as he plowed into me. When all was done the unicorn let me climb on his back and we played in the meadow of twilight.
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Wow I am so cool, or at least my journal is. So what every I say that sounds good, knock a few points off of it because like all other journal writers I lie and make myself look better then I really do.
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