Porkbone

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Birthday: 01/01

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2020 SMASH edit: I'm unwilling to change my profile because it's almost charming. It's like a time capsule to a more embarrassing time. It's sweet. Feel free to come chat! 4laugh

honestly i'm a really boring person. so

like, i get up in the morning, look into the mirror, and give the biggest shrug i can muster up. it's impressive until you realize


So! since everyone has left, presumably, let's have some fun quoting useless memes.

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Porkbone Powerhouse--Supplying Households With Quality Memes Since, uh

"There's a lot of quality memes out there. Koala-With-A-Capital-Tea. I'm out into the dangerous depths of the Nether Regions of the Internet to go scouting for these precious gems."

 

Quotes to Live By

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Store

welcome, valued Buyer,to the new, Updated porkbone powerhouse! here You will find a Most compelling, and, Yes, very worthwhile store. of courSe i am compleTely above board and mu stUff is completely risk-Free. there are no worries, no loan sharks, after the fiFteen week, anyways, and
completely subliminal message free.

...I sure was... funny...in middle school...
feel free to pm!

 

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