Be careful. I bite. hard.
Call me Maeve. In truth, I am the reincarnation of the Morrigan. I can be found washing the battle garments of soldiers who will die soon.
I wish to marry Frank-N-Furter, unfortunately he died, or Morpheus the King of Dreams otherwise known as the Sandman, unfortunately that kind of relationship is forbidden between humans and the Endless.
Actually, my name really is Maeve and my age is confidential, known only to those who know me in reality. My best friend is Charlie even though shes a whore who abandoned me in NYC for where of all places? Massachusetts of all places. Loser. I still love her tho.
You hit me once I hit you back
You gave a kick I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed
A kick in the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better than none