About
Things about me...... I study when I have to. ;D I love stuffed animals, building things, auto mechanics, drawing, singing and photography.
I'm getting into medicine.
I'm going to Brigham Young University Online.
I'm planning on going to Job Corps pretty soon.
I'm planning a trip across America. Tons of hours in an RV with friends traveling the country = ♥
And I don't have too much time for things like Gaia, but I try my hardest.
I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!".
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill the two dead boys.
The mute psychotic shrieked in fright,
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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