Yo, I'm Patrick, but most people call me Pattycakes or just Pat. I'm an avid slash fic writer who protests against furry lovers when ever I have free time, which is never since I'm too busy playing Zelda games-- but I still dislike furries. I have no life, I listen to music in languages I don't understand as well as those I do understand. I overuse memes, I angst, and I imagine what I'd do at my own funeral. I'm thinking some clowns would make for a good time. As well as a contortionist. I voice my opinion out, and then never give a s**t when someone else voices their own. I'm a hypocrite, and I never respond on my threads unless you quote me. However, even if you do quote me, there is a very slim chance that I will care enough to type in 'lol' or 'derp' at the very least. Oh, and this is my profile, so get the hell out.