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Report | 12/11/2008 5:27 pm

Akirekira

good, random moment thoughts^-^

Report | 12/11/2008 5:25 pm

Akirekira

so how are you^-^?

Report | 12/11/2008 5:20 pm

Akirekira

yes^-^ I know^-^

Report | 12/11/2008 5:14 pm

Akirekira

hello, this I have been sending to everyone, it's realy funny^-^plz read^-^
...
Only in America ......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both
doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America
.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand
put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of
tenand buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

; Why women can't put on mascara with
their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do
'practice'?

; Why is lemon
juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why is the
man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

;

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections ?

You know that indestructible black box that is
used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

; Why don't sheep shrink
when it rains?
Why are
they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is
the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying
is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? We
all need to smile every once in a while.

Report | 12/10/2008 4:58 pm

Akirekira

hello^-^

Report | 11/29/2008 8:24 am

Albel_Twilight_Dragon

good but tired so whatcha doing

Report | 11/29/2008 8:01 am

Albel_Twilight_Dragon

hi how r u?

Report | 11/27/2008 10:39 am

Keiko503

Oops... thanKsgiving... I wonder what happened to the k... o.0 Creeeeeppppyyyy... (like Larxene's laugh! surprised )

Report | 11/27/2008 10:38 am

Keiko503

*whap* Foolish sister...

^^' Hi!!!! Nice prrroooooffiiiillllleeee (*coughcough*whichihelpedyoupickout*coughcough*)... Yes... I did rndomly feel like posting here since... well, I haven't done so yet... o.0 Weird how that turned out... Anyways, happy thansgiving and I'll see you soon! biggrin

Report | 11/26/2008 7:03 pm

-Frostie Blue-

I love your big wolfy thingy :3

Report | 11/26/2008 6:27 pm

omen 37

Hanging out and posting up on a forum.

Report | 11/26/2008 6:24 pm

omen 37

What's up Kisa?

Report | 11/26/2008 2:59 pm

Ninja135642

nothin new here eather

Report | 11/26/2008 2:56 pm

Ninja135642

waz up kisa

Report | 11/21/2008 6:40 pm

Miniture_Tyrant

as much as u r willing.

Report | 11/21/2008 12:14 am

Miniture_Tyrant

hi. hello. hola. im new. can u gimmeh some gold plz?

Report | 11/15/2008 8:43 am

Ninja135642

ok then. i guess im going 2 go do a jigsaw bi

Report | 11/15/2008 8:42 am

Ninja135642

so what r we going 2 talk about?

Report | 11/15/2008 8:31 am

Ninja135642

ok.

Report | 11/15/2008 8:29 am

Ninja135642

nothin new here. want 2 go 2 my rally in turn pike?

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