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Last Login: 12/19/2017 4:28 am

Birthday: 12/18

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Narsik Kararusa Report | 03/18/2017 9:16 pm
Why you so gaia ancient.

You like immobile statue for long time.

Then you like move like out of nowhere like some strange voodoo!


Btw tell panties I said hi if you ever see her alive.
Narsik Kararusa Report | 03/18/2017 7:40 pm
You're still old AF.
Hodophile Report | 12/01/2016 12:10 am
Ahaha yeah, lotsa wxpensive stuff now on gaia. Naahh, maybe not now. Im afraid I wont be able to commit well! Hahaha! Thanks for the tip though. Besides my coloring skills isnt awesome as that and I dont have the materials for it lol
Hodophile Report | 11/30/2016 11:55 pm
And expression art passion tho Im more of a coloring type of person hah
Hodophile Report | 11/30/2016 11:55 pm
Woah!! And this is why I want to do art lol I get to have lotsa gold out of it
Hodophile Report | 11/30/2016 9:42 pm
How much? surprised
Hodophile Report | 11/30/2016 9:16 pm
How many do you usually accept? surprised
Hodophile Report | 11/29/2016 5:42 pm
Yeaahh Ill be here for a limited time too but hey I hope we can still keep in touch haha!
How many are you doing now? Commission?
Narsik Kararusa Report | 11/29/2016 4:38 pm
U r fcxing ancient af i swear. lol
Hodophile Report | 11/29/2016 6:10 am
Yeah I feel you. I won't be online that much too by next year since I will be working already. Gaia has made me distracted from some things ever since I got back but at least not as much as I was super active back in the day. I see. Got to do some practice skills?


Come and hear the tale of wonders from the one who dances upon his stump. A jester, an executioner, a monster, a beautiful dame? who knows what this is. But so long the tales are enchanting and captivating, a life or two won't matter. Now aren't you all in for a treat for today. I've told tales of great adventure, tales of woe, and tales of suspense, but now i have a tale of the self.

In the land of the Morrow-days i was but a fish monger. I by chance awoke in the stand due to a freak accident. The nice shop keep understood my confusion and thus let me stay so long as i sold and i will go off and tweak my horn cause i will say i was an excellent salesman! Ah but on one fine day the shrieks of women could be heard from afar, and as the shrieks and gasps grew closer i too was interested. I peered outside of my stall to discover the strangest sight, A gal with no pants! Now most people were going about thinking, how indecent, but i just laughed and asked for her reasoning and but a simple answer: "Pants? psh, pants are overrated". That my friends is how i met the second in command of my ship. We sailed about everywhere conquering many lands and having great laughs, but there came a time when we all went our seperate ways. I owe much to this lass for her lack of pants has saved us many times. From what i hear she travels the silk road now, known as the pantless-bandit. For the sake of ironic pleasure she goes off stealing the finest of garments, but never does wear them. Some people just like to watch the world go nude.