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Report | 03/21/2008 8:33 pm

ianimelover

hi poh..^___________________^

Report | 01/19/2008 6:47 am

deborah04fd1940

Report | 11/08/2007 12:39 am

Lingxiaoyu_dessy

hello!

taga-pinas ka dibah!?

add kita friends... pwede.?

Report | 09/30/2007 9:54 am

Toxic_rainbow_raver

bump your face

Report | 09/11/2007 12:55 am

jensnoriel

THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU















































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You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u.

Report | 09/02/2007 3:59 am

kenzo29

Katapusan Na















Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo



ang lahat at nag panic!







Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na!



Katapusan na!"















Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga!



Akinse pa lang ngayon"!















Zodiac sign















may isang magsyota ang nagdedate sa



park.......















lalaki: babes ano ang iyong zodiac



sign?















babae: ano yun?



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alaki: yun bang mga kapalaran natin















katulad nung sa akin cancer.....















babae: ah. Sakin almuranas















Mr. and Misis















Misis: Hoy, Tumigil ka na sa pag inom



ng Beer, masyado kang magastos.















Mister: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!















Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo.















Mister: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda



ka!















Pambansang hayop















teacher: pedro, ano ang ating



pambansang



hayop? nagsisimula ito sa letter "K".



pedro: mam.. KUTO?



teacher: hindi! nagtatapos ito sa



letter "W".



pedro: KUTOW?



teacher: hindi! may sungay ito?



pedro: DEMONYONG KUTO?



teacher: GO OUT!!!















Late Na















Tumakbo ang bata dahil male-late na



siya. Nagdasal siya, "Diyos ko,



tulungan po ninyo akong huwag ma-



late"



Sa kanyang pagmamadali, nadapa siya.







"Diyos ko naman, wag Nyo naman akong



itulak!"















Maghihiwalay















Wife: Maghihiwalay na tayo!



Man: Ok, Akin ang Bahay!



Wife: Akin ang Farm.



Man: Akin ang Kotse!















Wife: Ah, pero akin ang Driver!







Man: Pwes, Magkakamatayan tayo,



matagal na siyang akin!!!















Gobernador















Kandidato: Mga kababayan! Kung ano man



ang problema rito sa ating putang



inang lalawigan ay aking gagawan ng



solusyon!







Mamamayan: Gobernador, ang mga



classroom po sa mga paaralan, tumutulo



kapag umuulan.







Kandidato: Walang problema! Ipagagawa



ko ang putang inang paaralang yan,



pati ang mga putang inang mga klinika



at mga putang inang baku-bakong



kalsada!







Mamamayan: Mabuhay si Gobernador!



Iboto natin ang putang inang yan!















Pandak















Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?



Dagul: kasi nga bata pa lang ako ulila



na ako.



Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging



pandak mo?







Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo eh! Wala ngang



nagpalaki sa akin!















Narda (kantahin nyu na lng)















tila baboy kung lumipad, sumabay ang



baka kambing napatingin, sa manok na



nababalot ng harina, mapapansin kaya



ang pusa na matataba kung kaagaw nya



ay daga may pag-asa bhang mahahabol



niya? txt na nananawagan baka sakaling



marereplayan daigdig na palaisipan sa



txt na lang idadaan nag-aabang parati



sa inbox at outbox sumisilip sa likod



ng mga tala kahit txtback lang sana















Patuwad















Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola















Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno



na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?



Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung



inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit



patuwad payag ako!















Sa Muntinglupa















Guard: Boss, Nakatakas ang Public



Enemy # 1.







Warden: Naka sarado ba ang lahat ng



mga exit?







Guard: Yes Sir, Boss!







Warden: Kung sarado ang lahat ng mga



exit, paano siya nakatakas?







Guard: Doon po siya lumabas sa



Entrance!!















Siopao















Kulas: Miss, pabili nga ng



siopao, 'yung pang babae.



Miss: Pang babaing siopao?



Kulas: Oo, 'yung may papel na sapin.



parang napkin.



Miss: Ahh, ganoon po ba? Lalaki po ang



tinda ko.



Kulas: Lalaki?



Miss: Oho, may itlog sa loob!















Radio Request















Sa 1 Radio Stn. may 1 la2ki ang



nagre2quest ng song:



DJ : Kanino mo i de-dedicate ang song?



LA2KI: S Biyenan ko po!



DJ: Wow! Bihira ang ganyang nag



rerequest pra s kanyang biyenan, e ano



namang kanta ang gusto mong irequest?



LA2KI: Devil Woman















Philosophy Class















PROFESSOR: CLASS, NANINIWALA BA KAYONG



MAY DIYOS?







CLASS: YES, SIR!







PROFESSOR: NAKIKITA BA NINYO ANG DYOS?







CLASS: HINDI, SIR.







PROFESSOR: SAMAKATUWID, WALANG DIYOS.



(NAGTAKA ANG MGA MAG-AARAL, BIGLANG



TUMAYO SI LUIS NA RELIHIYOSONG TAO AT



PUMUNTA SA HARAPAN)







LUIS: NANINIWALA BA KAYONG MAY UTAK SI



SIR?







CLASS: (SUMISIPSIP) OO







LUIS: NAKIKITA NYO BA UTAK NI SIR?







CLASS: HINDI!







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Report | 09/01/2007 2:48 am

kenzo29

Once In A While



Once in awhile you find a friend

who's your friend right from the start.

Once in a while the friendship's so strong

it really warms your heart.



Once in a while that friendship lasts

your whole lifetime through.

It only happens once in awhile,

like it happened with me and you.

Report | 08/31/2007 2:01 am

kenzo29

A True Friend





A true friend is always there for you

A true friend will help you no matter ther problem

A true friend is like a sister, she knows your better, than you know yourself

A true friend is someone who knows when you're sad, ans can cheer you up when you need it most

A true friend is someone that can make you laugh no matter what they say or do

A true friend is someone who believes in you

A true friend will stick by your side

A true friend is someone you can call just if you need a shoulder to lean on

But most of all a true friend will never leave you

Report | 07/25/2007 9:31 am

Collinisimo

sry dude, i dont know morce code

Report | 07/13/2007 8:47 pm

RainbowBabe

akito 349 Ripped me off today,He wanted to do a trade for what he said was going to be Baby seal slippers. He asked for 6k then sent me in a concealed box a t-shirt worth about 500k ,He completely took advantage of me. Just thought that telling his friends might make him feel bad, thanks.

Report | 07/13/2007 5:46 am

Radioactive Gulaman

in-add kita

pinoy ka kasi eh

Report | 06/30/2007 10:57 pm

lyka_cute15

panget...balik mo sa akin ung gold en gamit ko....pinaghirapan ko un

blik mo sa akin un....nakakaasar ka...hinack mo ko

Report | 06/12/2007 6:30 pm

Jessy Moon

uhmmm...



hi!

Report | 06/12/2007 7:13 am

0_Harlequin_0

Hoy ano nangyari sa avi mo.........................

Report | 06/08/2007 9:58 pm

Jessy Moon

Send This To All Ur Friends,

And Me If I Am 1.

If U Get 7 Back U R Loved



1-3 u r a bad friend

4-6 u r a ok friend

7-9 u r a good friend

10-& ^ u r a great friend



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000___________THANKS__________000_

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__000__________BEING_________000___

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_____000______FRIEND______000______

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Report | 05/31/2007 10:30 pm

Tibby-Chu

u are ua re ... :O
OMFG
HAHAH LOL
WHAT A HELL HAPPENED TO U PANGOT???
.......?

Report | 05/30/2007 10:59 am

Tibby-Chu

I think u have Enough items..... :O

Report | 05/30/2007 10:49 am

nobalsky

......... stare

Report | 05/30/2007 5:15 am

dark_knight22

hello po.. npdaan lng! ^__^

Report | 05/29/2007 1:36 am

jensnoriel

la lang, hehe, stah?

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