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Last Login: 05/03/2016 2:14 pm

Registered: 05/22/2009

Birthday: 06/07


Hey, the names Mimi!
Racist: Asian
Age: Ask me...
Date of Birth: June 7th
Single or Taken: Just ask...
Fav colors: Purple, Red, Blue
Interest: Cheerleading, Singing, Dancing, Reading, Hanging Fun
Activities: Sing, Dance
Sports: Football, Basketball, Cheerleading, Volleyball
Hair Color: Brownish- Black
Skin Color: Tan?
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 4'11" (I'm pretty short)
Gender: Female
Likes: Hang w/ friends, joke around, laugh, singing, PANDAS, PENGUINS, COOKIE MONSTER, Cheerleading, YOU
Dislikes: Horror movies, losing friends and families, heart breakers, cheaters, annoying people!

I am a cheerleader, but don't think of me like those mean and bossy kind of cheerleaders. There's probably not a normal, lazy, crazy cheerleader, but there's one right here. I might be lazy, but I love to have fun! I love life and my friends and family! If you mess with them, you're messing with me. Anyways, I love to make new friends too. Oh, I almost forgot, I LOVE everyone. Don't give up on what you want to achieve! Peace... Love... and COOKIES!! Love ya! (:

Want to know more? Message me! :]

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )


♥ A girl asked a boy:
Girl: do u think im pretty?
Boy: he said no
Girl: do u want to be with me forever?
Boy: he said no
Girl: would u cry if i left
Once again he replied with a no ...
she had heard enought; as she walked away, tears ran down her face. the boy grabbed her arm and said: -your not pretty youre beautfull.i dont want to be with u forever. i need to be with u forever. and i wouldnt cry if u walked away i would die.

♥ She: Do I ever cross your mind?
He: No
She biggrin o you like me?
He: Not really
She: Do you want me?
He: No
She: Would you cry if I left?
He: No
She: Would you live for me?
He: No
She: Would you do anything for me?
He: No
She: or your life?
He: My life
She: runs away in shock and pain and He runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because YOU ARE my life.

♥ BOY: I love her more than the air i breath
GIRL: well im always here for you.
BOY: I know.
GIRL:What's wrong?
BOY: I like her so much.
GIRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.
GIRL:Then tell her.
BOY: She wont like me.
GIRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.
GIRL: Well just tell her.
BOY: What should I say?
GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
BOY: I tell her that daily.
GIRL: What do you mean?
BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
GIRL: Oh some boy.
BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.
GIRL: She does.
BOY: How do you know?
GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
BOY: You.
GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
BOY: I love you too.
GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
BOY: I just did.

No Means No

Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "" Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first. Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me." Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop. Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes. Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her,"You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any ******** who does this to my girl or any girl"

No means no the first time said....

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb-a** cuz she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and dont let go.

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand.

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does.

When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Don't talk about other girls around her.

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose a** am i kicking baby?"

♥ A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

* * * FRIENDS * * * *

fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.

fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
true friends: Would sit next to you saying "We messed up ... but that was fun!"

fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you

fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.

fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things."

fake friends: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
true friends: Will knock them out

fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

1.Kiss on the lips = I luv u
2.Kiss on the ear = Your Special
3.Kiss on the cheek = Were good friends
4.Kiss on the forehead = I don't want to loose u
5.Kiss on the neck = I want u
6.Kiss on the shoulder = U are wonderful
7.Kiss anywhere else = Let's be careful
8.Play with your hair = I cant live without u
9.Holding Hands = I'm happy when I'm with u
10.Arms around waist = u r mine i need u
11.A hug = I care
12.Smiling At Each other = I like u
13.Looking around = Hiding true feeling
14.Tender kiss on your lips = Ur mine
15.Tear Drop = I'm losing u..
16.Crying = I lost u...

Random Much?

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.

8. Don't do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.

25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry)

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!

44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS

49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

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(> )> █ i was gonna give u this chocolate bar.

..(o_o )
█<( < but then i was like...

(>█< im sooo hungry!!!

(>█ < then i ated it............

Here I have a little game for u:

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I sang with
October-------I danced with
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------Edward Cullen
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Chuck Norris
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a goat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

another game!!! <3

The month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I stabbed
7 - I banged
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - Edward Cullen
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jelly bean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1 (jan) - I ran over
2 (Feb) - i hate
3 (Mar)- i slapped
4 (Apr) - i injured
5 (May) - i smoked with
6 (June) - i modeled with
7 (July) - i kissed
8 (Aug) -i ran with
9 (Sept) - i ran shirtless with
10 (Oct) - i robbed
11 (Nov) - I kicked
12 (Dec) - i punched

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - Barack Obama
2 - Lil Wayne
3 - lady gaga
4 - chris brown
5 - Nick Jonas
6 -paris hilton
7 - madonna
8 - spongebob squarepants
9 - mariah carey
10 - bill cosby
11 - Micheal Jackson
12 - Zac efron
13- soulja boy
14 - Katy perry
15 - lil' mama
16 - Ryan Sheckler
17 - brittaney spears
18 - Big foot
19 - randy jackson
20 - Elmo
21 - colby o'donis
22 - the black eyed peas
23 - Bob Marley
24 - flava flav
25 - miley cyrus
26 - the cookie monster
27 - akon
28 - urbarney the dinosa
29 - paris hilton
30 - Ronald McDonald
31- Taylor swift

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

None - because im SEXY like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i'm gay
Turquoise-​​​​​​​​​​​​because i like to snort cocaine
Brown- because that whore stole my taco
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because i absolutly love animals
Grey - because gummy bears raped me
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i have AMAZING ??
Orange - because i am a mental retard
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue -because i have a great body
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
Graphic- because i like shoelaces
Yellow- because a dolphin took my baby
White- because he/she wanted to bang me Check it out!!!

True Boyfriend.

When she walks away from you mad==[ Follow her Even if she yells at you to leave]
When she stares at your lips==[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you==[ Grab her and dont let go]
When she starts cursing at you==[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When shes quiet==[ Ask her whats wrong]
When she ignores you==[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away==[ Pull her back and hug her & dont let go ]
When you see her at her worst==[ Tell her shes beautiful ]
When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and make her laugh ]
When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When shes scared==[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder==[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you==[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time==[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands==[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you==[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret==[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes==[ don’t look away until she does]
When you break her heart==[ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says its over==[ she STILL wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin==[ she wants you to read it ]

11 signs that ur in love

You walk really slow when you're with them.

You feel shy whenever they're around.

You smile when you hear their voice.

When you look at them, you can't see the other
People around you, you just see him/her.

They're all you think about.

You realize you're always smiling when you're
Looking at them.

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

While reading this, there was one person on your
Mind this whole time.

You were so busy thinking about that person, you
Didn't notice number seven was missing

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
Laughing at yourself.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things....hehe

Love is not a minute, but a lifetime. Love is forever, not some blind hookup at a bar. Love is not measured by the money, or looks that person has. Love is what is on the inside. Love that person for who they are, not who you want them to be. A person is a person, not a fine peice of art. Yes there will be flaws, but you have to see the big picture. It takes time for love to blossom. Love is also like a rose, some may be blessed with the beauty of it, and some cursed buy the thorns. It is also like life, whatever happens just role with it. You can't measure love by nickels and dimes. No matter who the person is or what that person has become should never change your decision to love them. Its what is in their hearts that count. So don't worry kiddies, you'll find that person, just be patient.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!”
26. Run around as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”
35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”
36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”
52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game.
68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”
71. Hit on the elderly.
72. Hit on 5 year olds.
73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.
75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc.
76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.
78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend.
80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can.
83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure.
86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can.
88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.
91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.
92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying.
93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.
94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed.
95. Light a match under a sprinkler.
96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun”. Then walk away.
97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.
98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”
99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”
101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

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