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O l d A c c o u n t;;.b a N g.
My M Y S P A C E_ click_Xxx
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---> Pr0fIlE iis UnDeR hOLY s**t ITS A CLOUD!
hmm, well im about to waste five minutes of my life trying to write something awesome in this little box. So here it goes!
..hehehe..i feel like a tart!
a r r a t s i f i e d
wow, hey thurr sxc
o-O My name is Princess Bapalapashapalapa-ding-dong. I am currently 99 years old, turning 100 tomorrow. I live in a cardboard box just outside of your house. I..ve been living there my whole life. YOu just don..t know it. Whenever you..re gone, I sneak into your house and ramsack your fridge, looking for food. And when you..re sleeping at night, I look into your window, staring at your bee-u-tee-ful face. No, I..m not a stalker. Fine. You can call me that. But I..m not going to murder you or kidnap you to be my puppy. I just want to eat a piece of wee little brain and move onto the next house on my list...You just never gave me a chance to do that. So I had to live in that god dam box for about 100 years.
My randomosity does not make sense to those who have no sense, and my sense makes not common practice except those I hold among high regard. (If you can figure out what the hell I just said, I swear I will rape you.)
My life revolves around people...andfrench fries...oh and maybepudding as well.... I swear, I inhale that stuff. <333 -gasm-
Are you annoyed yet?
You better read all of this or I'll have my man eating dinosaur Puff the Magic Dragon kick your a**. He likes a**. He's such a dee-oh-double-gee. [DOGG]
Anyway, all my friends say i seem to suffer from a slight thing called vanity. Which i shall admit to being one of my biggest down falls. I always have my face in a reflection or mirror.
-Sigh.
But before this becomes a frickin life story im going to leave the rest up for you to guess!
x0x0x Ciao!
Shania [Not shania twain...jeez.]
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. P o e t .
- Lay in my arms, I will allow it
Kiss the satin sheets, my lips, you've found it
Indulge in the serenity of the night time kiss
Taste my eternity, say goodbye to your dying sun
...you shall surely miss
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