I am YOUR dentist.
Hey! You! Yeah, you.Name's Orin Scrivello, DDS. How ya doin'. wink
You here for a checkup? Great! Take a seat, I'll be with you as soon as I can.
Oh, don't worry 'bout those screams. Kids just can't handle pain, ya know? *Laughs. Cruelly.*
Pain? What do you mean? Of course it's gotta hurt! Ain't no fun if it doesn't, see.
Novocain? Don't use that. Laughin' gas? Yeah, I got it-- but it's not for you. It's for me. lol
...It's your turn in the chair.
Oh, and before ya ask... I'm already taken. That ditzy slut's lucky to have me, I tell ya.
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It started when, a lad of ten, I told my friends I'll meet ya at "Dr. Blood's Revenge" which was a gruesome horror feature.
And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick.
I found I got a hard on, while the other kids got sick.
I found a hobby, I found a hobby. Out in the lobby, I went insane.
A voice inside me, said kid you love it. I think you're into a hell of pain.
By 13 years I'd taught my peers of bondage and submission.
Gave illustrated lectures on the Spanish Inquisition.
Some boys take dirty books to the john, and give themselves a whack!
I did the same with lithographs of thumbscrews and the rack.
At 22 the time came to choose a life's profession.
I struggled hard to think of one in line with mine obsession.
I could have been a boxer, or a lawyer-- yeah, I guess.
But no one causes suffering like a licensed DDS.
And now my hobby, not just my hobby.
Now it's my job to make the patients go insane!
What started out as a secret past-time is now my hobby,
and my career.
Say Ah...
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