About
News!Oh boy. School. Yay. Other than that, nothing much new.`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*
About Me:Hi, I'm Nyx! I'm just a student who spends most of her time practicing martial arts, playing Guild Wars, watching anime, reading manga, hanging out with friends, sleeping, and doing mountains of schoolwork! O_O I love Pocky. I love music. I love my secret lovers! (inside joke ~.^) I also love to randomly burst into song! Sometimes I start singing in the school hall just to see who will join in! *thumbs up* ...sooo..uh..that's about it, yeah ^^`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*
Anime/Manga: What I'm Reading/WatchingAnime:
Ergo Proxy : OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ANIME! I think I died and went to heaven...It's a horror/adventure/psychological/philosophical anime that sometimes leave you with a "Woah did I just get mind raped? And I LIKED IT??!" feeling and that is so damn hard to find these days (lol). Though it is relatively short, this has dethroned Death Note as my favorite anime. =D
Manga:
...anyone got any manga for me to read? 'cause I got nothin'....
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Random Ramblings"I sense a dark force approaching....." -Allison
"SHAKE YO' SWAGGAGE-BAGGAGE!" -Allison
"HEADSHOT!"-Garin
"You GOAT!"-Allison
"Keep it secret...keep it safe!"-Allison
"Oi! Hands where I can see them!"-Me
"Aw jeez..first I was second next to Yoda, now im just second next to pudding.." -Garin
"The concert was AMAZING! I nearly got hit in the face by this drunk guy!"-Garin
"You're not short. You're FUN-SIZED!!" -Michelle
"So..what I miss?"
'What you missed? Jason got pregnant and is in denial, Emma got married, and Sam went skydiving with an Oompa Lompa!!"-Allison
"Will you eat my baby?"-(refering to a bag of Cheese Nips..we're not cannibals O.O)
"I cant. It's sick and inhumane. Plus im wearing my retainer.....but i would like to..."-Allison and me
"Desperate times calls for desperate plot twists!"- Me
"EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO POLYGONS!!!"-me while using AUTOCADD
"Try me....b!tch!"-Allison
"For the potaters!!"-Michelle
"Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!" -Allison
"Hinata! Take off your clothes, so we can be rated R!" -Allison
"I bet the guy behind us has glasses on..."-Allison
Other Quotes:
"Hey Grandpa! Wanna go to the zoo?"
"Eh..what?"
"The zoo! Wanna go to the zoo, Grandpa?"
"Aw f*** that! I'm not go to the zoo!....What are you gay???"
"Mom! Grandpa said I was gay!"
'Don't tell on me, b!tch!"
-Jim Gaffigan
Vesper Lynd: "So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money - and off your perfectly-formed arse."
James Bond:*smirks* "You noticed?"
Vesper Lynd: "Even accountants have imagination."
-Casino Royale
"If at first you dont succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.."
"Everything in this world is edible. Even I'm edible! But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka
COMMON SENSE OBITUARYToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were
long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as
having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets
the worm; life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not
children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old
boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing
the job which they themselves failed to do in disciplining their
unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required
to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a sticky
plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student
became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when a person couldn't defend himself
from a burglar in his own home and the burglar can sue for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little
in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust;
his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by three stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else is
to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
You Know You Live In The 21st Century If:1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave.
2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace
4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV
6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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