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Report | 01/04/2008 7:47 pm

Katamari_Pocky

STOP HACKING!!!

Report | 01/03/2008 8:03 pm

Blue Rug

Satan NOO!!!

Report | 01/02/2008 5:52 pm

QueenClaireofSmarts

what the heck is ur prob ur hacking the rally

Report | 01/02/2008 12:13 pm

Just A Nitemare

Did you hack the town's

Report | 12/31/2007 5:54 pm

D-Mousy

why do all the people who don't play get cool names -_- like this and Lucifer

Report | 12/28/2007 6:35 pm

Dante Beowulf

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Report | 12/27/2007 1:40 am

D0ntEatYell0wSn0w

Report | 12/26/2007 10:20 pm

xXXxBlood AngelxXXx

Satan you own hell so...why don't you go BURN IN IT!!!

Report | 12/24/2007 5:57 pm

its-tim

Did some one say Satan was the Anti-Christ?

Satan's son is the Anti-Christ, not Satan...

Report | 12/24/2007 3:09 am

The Taoma

Idiot shouldn't have chosen the light blue hair.

Report | 12/24/2007 2:12 am

foo_ninja_monkey

hello satan

Report | 12/20/2007 4:19 pm

Hardcore Drummer

ALL HAIL THE ANTI-CRIST!

Report | 12/20/2007 4:38 am

Helium Voice

Right. u___u'

Report | 12/16/2007 8:57 am

--5--Brandon--5--

.....................just a lil bit freaky

Report | 12/11/2007 3:23 am

inddi

CHU ARE NOT SATAN !!!!! D<

Report | 12/05/2007 6:38 pm

Fuglykirby

Omg is satan.Wierd I resent that I am chirstian (and a bit of a buddahist) and I make friendd with alot of them even the really bad ones.Guess I proved you wrong eh?

Report | 12/02/2007 10:20 am

iiiRainbows

Satan is in his underwear and has blue hair - Like I pictured

Report | 12/01/2007 9:32 pm

Captain Whee

You don't look like Satan....*ish doubtful* he's supposed to be much better looking.

Report | 11/28/2007 2:42 pm

666 mulletman

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The Nine Satanic Statements

The Nine Satanic Statements are to outline what Satan within the Church of Satan Symbolizes. They are:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

The Nine Satanic Sins

These are NOT similar to the seven sins within Christianity.

1.Stupidity

2.Pretentiousness

3.Solipsism

4.Self-deceit

5.Herd Conformity

6.Lack of Perspective

7.Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies

8.Counterproductive Pride

9.Lack of Aesthetics

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

NOT Similar to the Christian ten commandments.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Report | 11/26/2007 7:34 pm

ub3r pur3

w00t w00t satan has gaia! lol

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