Well... I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet, put green hair dye in your shampoo and.... The kids think Elijah Wood is their birth father. That's about it.
b***h, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODFORSAKEN MIND.
I SHOP FOR THE CHILDREN. IM THE ONLY ONE MAKING SURE LITTLE JOHNNY ISN'T RUNNING AROUND NAKED THE WAY YOUR PERVERTED SELF SEEMS TO WANT HIM TO BE. SO EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO MAKE SURE OUR KIDS DON'T BECOME CHILD PROSTITUTES.
maybe if someone got off of someone's back every goshdarn night, we MIGHT be able to get some s**t done around this place.
I WANT A DIVORCE, DAMN IT.
-blinks- YOU'RE the man in this relationship?
WELL, EX-CA-UUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, SENOR BLUEBALLS. WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT LAZY BUTT AND STOP WATCHING HOCKEY ALL DAY AND MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD THE GODDANG JAM?
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