I'm approximately 937, and enjoy long candlelight dinners, as long as you're tied to the chair, and the food's poisoned of course. I enjoy long strolls along the beach, if I own the planet of course. And I am from a planet called Gallifrey. Well, not anymore my friend
blew it up. I'm going to find you, and you're going to like it Doctor.
Little Black Journal of Death
Citizens of Earth, Your Lord and Master, stands on high...