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• (01/14/2007 12:31 pm) : : Donators : : ((Starting At January 14th 2007))
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Report | 01/18/2008 11:46 pm

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Report | 03/25/2007 3:38 pm

dystopiandreams

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY A MAN-EATING DAISYFLOWER. DO NOT PANIC. IT WILL SOON REALIZE THAT YOU ARE NOT A MAN, AND TAKE ITS LUSTFUL TENDRILS ELSEWHERE.

Report | 03/23/2007 4:34 am

tormentedsleeper666

nice page

Report | 03/11/2007 2:39 pm

Deranged Sanity

Greetings! My little friend whose a mouse as well as a girl.

Report | 03/10/2007 2:16 pm

dystopiandreams

My dearest darling sweetest kindest frog-eating Sally Mae,

Alas, I fear that our love must come to an end. Although I promised to marry you, your father has found out about our secret trysts and has me pinned against the wall with a very old-fashioned yet still-functional blunderbuster. Furthermore, he has the barrel lodged rather firmly against some of my most favorite parts.

Sally Mae, don't cry for me. I hope you understand. My manhood is a precious thing.

Your one-time lover,
Billy Bob Joe Moe John Smith

Report | 03/06/2007 3:47 pm

MasterofManyFaces

From the Desk of John Lewis Verdrin, CEO

Dear Would-be Plantagenet,

We regret to inform you that your offer to abscond from the throne of england has been denied, seeing as you are not of royal blood, and your would-be house of choice is no longer in power.

We hope to enjoy your business in future events, but until then do not try to contact us.

If you do, we will be forced to drop pure potassium in your bladder.

Sincerely,

The Council of Abscondences of Would-be Thrones

Report | 03/05/2007 12:26 pm

dystopiandreams

Hello, this is the Anarchy School of Do-Gooders. We would like to make you aware of our unique new offer! As you may know, our highly popular product, the Anarchy School Hempen Hairbrush/Machinegun has made quite a hit with the counterculture. We would like to make you this offer: Join us or die.

Thank you for your time!

Sincerely,
Cindy Lou Sparkledream Splatterguts Robinson, CEO

Report | 03/05/2007 2:57 am

used tawpon

Good, change is good. (sometimes most of the time) See you at school, babe.

Report | 03/04/2007 2:06 pm

used tawpon

OH WOW. you always make PALE avatars/dream avatars. Your tan one suprised me. xD

Report | 03/04/2007 10:28 am

MasterofManyFaces

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