About
I'm the type of person who gets cheap thrills from grenading Doctor Salvador, then delivering a hefty load of shotgun shells to his crotch when he's down. It's the little things that make life worth living.
Somedays, I can cause things to explode with my mind alone. Then I wake up and realize that it was only a result of being U.T.I. the night before. This usually results in me curling up on the floor in a fetal position and simultaneously vomiting and weeping. Afterwards, there is sometimes toast which may or may not fix everything short of airborne, lab-created, diseases.
Random Truths of the World:
~'sooooo...' isn't a legitimate way to continue a conversation. Despite popular belief, it doesn't actually make more topics of discussion appear. More likely, it will cause the people you are conversing with to have their brains swell and eyeballs explode. Please, take the initiative. Everyone wins when the 'sooooo...' is absent.
~Begging is like telemarketing - the only thing you succeed in doing is pissing people off. If that is your intent, carry on. If your intent is to actually get money, you will fail. You may also fail at life.
~Quick geography lesson: Alberta is not a city, state, or a country. Surprising, I know.
~Capitalization and punctuation can save lives. Everytime you use 'u', another puppy gets curb stomped. The humane society is going to stop letting me adopt them if I'm forced to kill any more.
~If you're using foreign terms to describe something, then you're probably doing it wrong. One language at a time, for the win. Unless you count Macros as a constructive language... that's close enough to count for something.
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