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Report | 10/07/2006 6:40 pm

[Mystic~Eclipse]

Nothing.... *looking in opposite direction*

Report | 09/18/2006 3:39 pm

[Lunar~Eclipse]

Oh Gawwwd.

What did you do to her?!

D;

Report | 09/14/2006 9:33 pm

[Mystic~Eclipse]

...

Report | 09/14/2006 3:58 pm

Ceratio

whoever that was to that person is in major trouble oh and by the way sorry about the second moral of the story thing i speak sarcasm as a second language

Report | 09/13/2006 11:03 pm

the ultimate barbie

i just can't believe you.

you have no idea how i felt when you first said that,

and then how i felt when i learned it was all a lie.

sure, you were going through a rough time with jacqueline,

but did you have to hurt me in the process?

it wasn't hard to guess the way i felt about you.

i made it pretty obvious.

and now i can barely feel my body and it's hard to see the screen while i'm crying.

i didn't want to believe them when they told me you were a b***h,

i can't believe i didn't realize it when you were talking about jacqueline like that,

i just thought i could relate. but now,

you're just another guy to me.

ps-the only reason you're still on my profile is because the profile system doesn't work on this computer and i'm too numb to walk to the other one and change it. (:

Report | 09/13/2006 7:18 pm

[Mystic~Eclipse]

lol the second moral of the story.

Report | 09/11/2006 7:57 pm

the ultimate barbie

i didn't ignore you. i commented on your profile. o_O

Report | 09/11/2006 7:30 pm

Ceratio

go ahead ignore me and think that ur better then me remember the second moral of the story

Report | 09/11/2006 3:22 pm

the ultimate barbie

Oh yeah. And James and Jess, too. (:

((i think jess likes me o= ))

Report | 09/10/2006 6:52 pm

Ceratio

wth my name is justin and noboy says i m hot lol

Report | 09/10/2006 2:11 pm

the ultimate barbie

Heyheyhey. o_______o I'm NOT in love with Blemo. Besides. His name is Jake. (:

If anyone I like, it's Jon. Or JQ. Because. Guys whose names start with a J are HAWTTT.

o______o wait...

oh well. feel free to take that as a compliment. >D

Report | 09/04/2006 12:33 pm

the ultimate barbie

EGG NOGG.

you stupid pineapple.

Report | 08/25/2006 1:56 pm

lilkitty304

How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Report | 08/25/2006 1:36 pm

[Mystic~Eclipse]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. The b***h knew she'd inherit all her husband's money.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.



The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Actual moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

If you're a man, send this on to every man in your friends list.
If you're a woman, send this on to everyone in your friends list.

Report | 08/24/2006 2:14 pm

~[TheMagicBirdy]~

You have only Justin and Haley on the top from my school. Keep it that way lol jk

Report | 08/13/2006 11:35 am

gotta_love_lydia

heyy...that's cool... lemme guess...you're going to Edward Harris... RIGHT? just make sure you don't get jumped by my boyfriend if you go there.... ok? man... 8th grade... you're soooo OLD! haha... just kidding... you're younger than me...smart person...geez. o.O

Report | 08/12/2006 9:36 am

[Mystic~Eclipse]

I'm going back to school!!! 8th grade bleh.. I wanna go back to 7th.. See yah.

Report | 08/12/2006 9:35 am

[Mystic~Eclipse]

Sweet Ninja/Fox Emoticon lol.

Report | 08/10/2006 9:23 pm

Shika_fan_123

Naruto rocks, Sasuke owns all!!! YAY!!! thank you

Report | 07/27/2006 5:40 pm

gotta_love_lydia

YAY!!! thanks for putting that up! and thanks for the BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!

Always,
Lydia ♥

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