chronicle of the royal teacuppy.
I am pleased to make your acquaintance, calleth me cuppy and we shall be friends and eat popcorn occasionally and maybe I'll make breakfast for you in the event you need breakfast. If you don't need breakfast, then shut up, a*****e. ...Only I don't mean that...you can have a cookie if you want ;~;So, I suppose you want to hear my entire life story? Oh, I think you do. : D
I was born in a rowboat that was carrying what was left of my clan to a much safer island. Then I killed everyone and learned to survive on my own, living off the bears I wrestled. Then an oracle presented itself to me and gave me a sword of great power, which I then used to avenge my clan. I then joined a group of traveling musicians, who were actually a k-pop band. I learned Korean in a day and proceeded to become an internationally acclaimed singer. I was five years old.
...to be continued...
![[ caffeinated ]'s username](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/79/1d/2bb15d026a1d79_48x48.gif?t=1327189519_6.00_01 "6954361"){kind=small}
people talkin' smack about me
View All Comments