Nothing About Me


Hello. This is where I will tell nothing about myself. Enjoy something I stole from someone.



Fake Friends and True Friends



Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM



Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that still was fun!"



Fake friends: Never seen you cry.

True friends: Cry with you.



Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.



Fake friends: Know a few things about you.

True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.



Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.

True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"



Fake friends: Are for a while.

True friends: Are for life.



Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste it "



Fake friends: Will talk to the person who talks says stuff about you.

True friends: Will knock them out.



Fake friends: Will read this.

True friends: Will steal this, just like I did.


If you have read this you had just learned NOTHING