Muffin Ranger Blue

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Last Login: 03/06/2017 8:59 pm

Registered: 12/05/2006

Gender: Male

Occupation: Leech

Betcha didn't know this.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leon!

1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Leon!
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Leon.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Leon.
4. Leon is 984 feet tall.
5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Leon!
6. The opposite sides of Leon always add up to seven.
7. Finding Leon on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Leon into a volcano it would stop erupting.
9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Leon.
10. Some birds use Leon to orientate themselves during migration.

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Bird Armies I Command

Stripping Cranes

Anti-rape Falcons

Borg Quails

Rocket-launcher Flamingos

Fruit grenade Toucans

Ear-biting-off Hornbills

Swallowing Pelicans

Annoying Canaries

Atomic-feces Seagulls

Exploding Storks





I have a new hero. Heroes.

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Muffin Rantings

My random thought/complaints about life, and maybe something relevant to our cause once in a blue moon.

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Jay Maion Report | 02/25/2012 6:28 pm
all you assholes need to come back!
/:
Jay Maion Report | 11/24/2009 6:08 pm
I HAVE RECIEVED MY SOUL BACK FROM THE DEVIIIILLLLL!!!!
:3
Muffin Ranger Gold Report | 11/25/2008 12:19 am
oh... right

ok, you're going to laugh at this really.

I was so busy arguing I completely forgot to call Raija off, and you now how kids are... She had a little too much fun and blew up some equipment, and walls, and now the whole place is pretty much just cinders! haha, isn't that funny? ^^
Muffin Ranger Gold Report | 11/24/2008 11:34 pm
EW. He bought that one for you?

And hey! They're are important people that want to hire me too! ...to cater ...their sex parties

...please don't call the CPS. ;_;
Muffin Ranger Gold Report | 11/24/2008 11:04 pm
Who told you about the erotic cake shop? D:



I'll expose the drug-dealing? Or the smut-pedaling without a license? Or the MURDER?



PSH, you abandoned the Yakuza, they're not going to protect you.
Muffin Ranger Gold Report | 11/24/2008 10:49 pm
You're running an ecstasy operation on the side? I Thought we were business partners?! :<



And I didn't mean to molest anybody! She crawled into my bed while I was drunk! It was an accident!

...& if I go to prison for this I'm taking you with me.
Muffin Ranger Blue Report | 11/24/2008 10:34 pm
It's not a meth lab. -_-



<span style="text-decoration:line-through;">There's much better money in ecstasy</span>



And tell her not to blow it up!



Also, stop molesting our child, freak.
Muffin Ranger Gold Report | 11/24/2008 10:31 pm
KEEP YOUR METH LAB OUT OF MY CLOSET!

...oh, and stop corrupting our daughter.
Jay Maion Report | 11/11/2008 8:33 pm
But.. But... But...!!

MOMMY DID IT FIRST!!!!

o.o
Jay Maion Report | 11/11/2008 8:11 pm
I don't have anything of anyones!!

-quickly hides Gold's boobiecovers-

See??

-holds out empty hands-

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