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Smile.. It makes you shut your mouth.
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm
Suicide Hotline...please hold.
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
You're only young once. Yeah, that sucks; but you can be immature forever
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.
For Sale: Taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
DONT MESS WITH ME I KNOW KARATE, AND 2 OTHER JAPENESE WORDS
You are light!
Kuwabara
your a bouncy dog
You are Stewie Griffin
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horo-horo.. a weird funny, cool(literally) guy... next time don't leave your stuff around the ground... someone could steal it!
You Are A White Dragon. You are trusting and kind.
You are a Blue Sharpie! You are the life of the party and an optimist.
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
"We're just physically not physical enough."
- Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
I"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
- Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables
If you read all that, you have waay too much free time.
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