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Mister George Kapland

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Birthday: 11/04

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“You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.
“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later. You know, Life.”

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George Kapland is a 23 year old Animation Student. His interests include creating animations, being generally weird and ******** up. Completely derisive and awesome.

To me she is always the woman. I have seldom mentioned her under any other name. In my eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that I feel any emotion akin to love for her. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to my cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. I am the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen.... And yet there was but one woman to me, and that woman was of dubious and questionable memory.

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George Kapland, Knight of Cannabis.


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village midget Report | 02/20/2016 10:55 am
I miss you crying
village midget Report | 11/04/2014 11:49 am
yum_cupcake HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! yum_puddi emotion_bigheart
village midget Report | 10/13/2014 4:29 pm
Hot. redface
village midget Report | 08/22/2014 8:41 am
Yobyaxes N Report | 08/02/2014 6:19 am
Hey dude. You forgot to give your thoughts on the Women Against Feminism.

Here you go.
Noble Legolas Report | 07/20/2014 1:12 am

I'm inlove with your avatar heart
Neko Namida Ame Report | 06/19/2014 11:18 am
Oh god. I've been through so much. I've spent the last two years having medical mishaps and getting extremely ill. I almost died once of extreme dehydration from excessive vomiting and couldn't get to a hospital right away. I got to be a project manager and developer at my job with two of my coworkers (we work with over 100 people at our level so it was special to be the only ones on the project) and they gave us no raises, gave us ridiculous deadlines and then kept not listening to us, taking us off the project to help out with other projects that didn't need it, and the owner of the company intentionally put off and tried to put a stop to paperwork that we needed to do our job. It was a s**t show daily towards the end. We lost 300+ cases of data we had waiting to be entered just because they moved our deadline back two weeks ensuring we now won't get contracts for data entry projects for a while due to shitty performance. So I'm getting a new job with a technology company, rocked the interview by giving the company owner a power point presentation about how I fit in with the company, and his first question was why I'm not a technology developer already. I told him I didn't know code past a little HTML and he gave me full company access to expensive online courses for HTML and CSS. I'm working on the HTML tutorial and plan on sending him a document I write demonstrating what I know once I'm done with that course complete with adorable pictures. I think I'm going to at least get their trial hire which they will be offering to a number of candidates before choosing who fits best. I don't think they liked the other candidates as much because the owner posted a Google status he was going to continue interviewing after having 12 other interviews. It was a rather vague job posting so I bet he got a lot of people who didn't really know what the job was for. So things will be amazing if I get that job and am salaried with full benefits.

How have things been with you?
Neko Namida Ame Report | 06/15/2014 2:52 pm
Let me know if you ever make it over this way. I will have a bowl packed and waiting.
Neko Namida Ame Report | 06/15/2014 10:47 am
Your town has a Pork Festival with a Pork Queen? Is it also filled with sex jokes?

Also, the pancake festival as a cover for hippies makes me laugh. ********, we just straight up have a Weed Festival (Extravaganja) and have had it before it was decriminalized. It wasn't that uncommon to have your pipes smashed or to be arrested if you toed anywhere near out of festival grounds before decriminalization. Now the cops could care less and there's multiple edible vendors in the festival grounds every year. It's become so popular and profitable for local business they're talking about turning it in to a weekend long festival.
village midget Report | 05/19/2014 3:33 am


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