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Maximum DS- Report | 11/04/2007 6:05 pm

Female Comebacks



Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.



Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.



Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together



CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"





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