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Report | 11/05/2007 5:04 pm

Danny589

hey uhhh,i dont think u remember me but i just wanted to say hi!

Report | 11/05/2007 4:48 pm

sassan555

hey, how are you?

im sorry i yelled at you?

fwends?

Report | 11/05/2007 4:19 pm

Dramatic ivy

hey person who doesnt talk 2 me nemore!!!!!!!! T.T

Report | 11/05/2007 5:56 am

itachininja 9

you look hot my girlfriend

Report | 11/04/2007 6:49 pm

NaloBuilt

hey babe diz

dude iz wierd (lol)

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Report | 11/04/2007 6:32 pm

Drake099

wats up were u get that blue hat at girl dat make u look fine as hell

oh yeah baby nice car wit u in it makes it look more and more sexy

Report | 11/04/2007 6:24 am

Kitty_Gurl_099_088

ok if u look down this time sassan's telling the truth! but he lied 2 me at first! its like every ones against him!

Report | 11/04/2007 1:18 am

sassan555

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR!!!

I ASKED "lovley girl45" TO BE MY GF!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!!

Report | 11/03/2007 6:46 pm

lovley girl45

he asked me why do u think im lying?

Report | 11/03/2007 11:13 am

Forg0tt3n

hi midnight!

Report | 11/03/2007 12:54 am

KZsaber_blossom

... Hello!

... Good day!

Report | 10/31/2007 2:02 pm

Fresh Gon

HIHI people this in the-real-gon i love midnight she like the nices person i ever know lol i have bad spelling i know dont tell me but you get wat i am saying cya later guys...

Report | 10/29/2007 7:53 am

lil kid stunna-

nice peo and thx

Report | 10/28/2007 3:15 pm

who are u lookin1

sup nice pro

Report | 10/27/2007 3:33 pm

big_pimmpin_in_the_209

hey boss im ur bodygaurd just tell me wen u need my help

Report | 10/27/2007 1:53 pm

bebopchacon

The NEW Poopie List!

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only count the number of Ghost poopies, Dangling poopies, and the beloved Surprised poopie that have passed though our sewers! But into a new era we go - and scientists have begun a new quest: find, contain, and label the newest addition to the infamous poopie list. Scientists, Chae B., and Brandon W., are publishing a book on the different types of poopies in order to let people become more in touch with their inner poopie. They have included the old but improved poopies, and recently classified additions to the poo family - all with bona fide scientific names!

GHOST POOPIE (ghostus poopius)

You strain and grunt for many minutes and swear you felt the poopie exited your rectum, but to your awful and painful surprise, there is no poopie in the toilet!

CLEAN POOPIE (cleanius poopius)

The poopie comes out, you see it in the toilet, and your butt feels as slippery as an eel, but there is no poopie streak on the toilet paper! Also see UPPER-CLASS POOPIE

WET POOPIE (drainiuges poopius)

Even after an excruciating 50 wipes of toilet paper and your butthole is feeling as raw as new skin, your butt still feels unclean. You end up becoming desperate and folding a piece of toilet paper into a T-shape and sticking on end inside your a**s and the other two following the contour of your butt. You do this for a secure tamponish feel.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE (startulus secondus poopius)

One of the hated poopies; it occurs when you stand up after poopie-ing and begin to pull your pants up. You suddenly have to squeeze your butt checks together as you rip them down, slamming your butt against the seat (hurting it) and poopie-ing to the point of relief. Also see THIRD WAVE POOPIE

POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOPIE (killus veinius poopius)

A dreadful poopie that is one of the leading causes of death in poopie-ing. Crapping can be dangerous! The poopie makes you strain so much, you practically have a stroke, and some people do!

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE (presidentis poopius)

The poopie is so huge, you're afraid to flush it without first chopping it up into smaller chunks. The leading cause of the presidentis poopius is not chewing your food well.

GASSY POOPIE (gassius poopius)

A dreadful poopie when attending a social or get-together; a very loud and excessive blurting sound is accompanied by a shear spills of liquid poopie.

CROP DUSTER POOPIE (cropius poopius)

Occurs when walking through a room filled with people and begins with long stream of gas and small poopie pellets.

DRINKER POOPIE (drunkius poopius)

A most noticeable poopie trait among the elderly and divorced people. Occurs after a long night of excessive drinking and doing shots. One of the more noticeable traits is the greenish-brown skid marks on the toilet bottom. Another trait is the occasional poopie on the floor when sight is disrupted and the poopier misses.

CORN POOPIE (cornius poopius)

The cornius poopius is one of the hardest poopies to poopie. During the procces of poopie-ing, the poopier feels a bit uncomfortable due to the following reasons: 1) The large bumps that accompany the poopie usually block rectum passage. 2) Sometimes the corn in the poopie with scrape off inside the poopier and clog the a**s, causing great discomfort and an occasional doctor visit.

NUT POOPIE (nutius poopius)

One of the - if not THE most painful poopie in the whole history of poopi-ing occurs when one has too much fiber and/or does not chew food finely enough. It can cause rectum cuts and what we at the research center call 'Burn Trails.'

GEE I WISH I COULD POOPIE POOPIE (gee I wish I could poopius poopius)

A severe case among both the younger and older generation. It starts with mild cramping in the lower part of the abdomen and then worsens. Finally, when you get to a poopie disposal, also known as a toilet, you can't poopie! You just sit on the john and fart and maybe get out an occa