About
HERRO KIDDIES!
FEED ME YOUR BABIESH!
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!
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WARNING!! MY PROFILE IS A LOAD OF CRAP! YOU WILL GET BORED AFTER THE FIRST FEW WORDS. NOT EVEN MY BEST FRIEND READS MY PROFILE!!
gonk By clicking, you have automaticly lost your virginity to your mouse hahahahaha! -cough-
He has brains. He has cakes. He loves them mashed. He's very addicted to chocolate. Also radioactive llama pies with melted goat and grated monkey makes him laugh. Who is he? Well, that's for you to decide. For me, he's the most awesomeness person in both england and america. He is Andy, or most commonly known as MASHED BRAIN CAKE!!!!!
wowa wee wa! thanks Random Weirdness!
anyways, my name's Andy, im 16, im from England and my birthday is on the 16th of july, take note everyone!! 0.o Acording to dieyouchavies! im a 'metalhead gothy bondage greebo pimp thing'......yeah! and we're chocolate spread on toast and spare ribs buddies!!!? Im probably one of the weirdest people you will ever meet too.........spoons!
So...heres a load of random crap aboot me, and i mean random crap. flishken hymen god dammit!
I have a disgusting sense of humour, if you dont like that then eat knife. My proflilie is just a lisht of random things because i cant be assed to write out a load of dribble. Some of, well, all of them are COMPLETLY WEIRD, like me. D:
You (probably) wont understand any of it, if you do, YOU NEED HELP.
IT ARE ME!
supercunt drew it for me :3
heres an ugly pic of me:
whoo head phones!!
yeah, its dark, but thats because it was midnight when i took it. i look better in the dark anyway
anymore pics, and you'll puke up worse than someone who's just eaten a foetus....... WITH POKEMANZ!
firstly and most importantly:
i absolutly love radioactive llama pies with melted goat and grated monkey! if you dont, why not!? try it, its really quite addictive. mwehehehehe ha ha he ugh unff arg aaack! ack!! -dies-
vampretta is the best person in the world, my super mega hyper dooper super friend omega! choclit ospitul! (joke! you know i dont mean it) she's always there for me and she's my number 1 wife!! if we arnt friends for ever i will actually kill myself
Random Weirdness is also my super mega hyper dooper super friend omega! i love you two to bits. she's like my american sister
i am:
-ugly
-weird
-random
-funny?
-dead
-disgusting
-most likely listening to dimmu borgir
-hungry
-a disease
-about to type 'stupid'
-stupid
-'cakey!!'
-ugly
-a social retard
-very self concious
-really really REALLY pasamistic
-craving buttsecks with a drill
i'm confused about:
-myself
-why technology hates me
-why im so damn negative about everything
-why i fail at everything
-life
loves:
-DIMMU BORGIR
-chocolate!
-annoying people on the GD
-hugs
-being hyper
-chcocolate!!
-'devil music'
-zombies
-vampires
-cats
-zombie vampire cats
-chocolate!!!!!
-my xbox 360
-my ipod
-tv
-chocolate!!!!
-lightning
-brain farts
-not going to bed
-my bed....thats rather ironic
-chocolate!!!
-not having going to school anymore, at last!
-but most importantly, my friends
dislikes:
-being a jelous t**t
-everyone
-annoying people
-TROLLS!! >:B
-racism
-having no confidence
-homophobes
-cocky people -cough- rob hamilton -cough-
-crap music that you cant get out of your head
-mayonase on sausages (dirtiest food ever 0.0)
-chavs
-people who think its wrong for guys to have long hair, WTF
I AM CLEARLY HE MAN!
-comparing myself to others, i know i shouldn't but i do >:B
-chocky homophobic racist chavs who hate long hair that suck mayo off sausages who get annoying music in your head
-yeah, the list goes on and on
favourite foods:
-CHOCLIT
-CHOCOLITE
-CHOCLAT
-CHAKOLAT
-CHOCLOOT
-CHOCY CHOCUMS
-CHOKKLAH
-CHOCOCOLET
-CHOKOLET
-CHOCOLARTAY
-chocolate in general
gimmie gimmie gimmie!
-meat
-pizza
-chicken
-chinese
-CHOCELITE SPREAD ON TOAST!!!!!
-wood
-people
-pencils
-cement
-braiiins...
FISH TASTES OF SOIL
i am (not) a porn star?
im owen's sex troll! oh yeah ;D
STIMULATION!!! XD
I HAVE DARK BLUE HAIR!!
obliviii is my internet secks rape machine -cybers-
15-needles is my new best friend!
im vampretta's mannequin!!..... =O
she's my little sister too
she are teh shizz!!
I WANT! donate, or you will be forced to eat knives, then burnt, then have your ashes fed to mutant dogs, then have the dogs poo burnt then shot off into space.... i can do it you know! i know people. *twitches*
time for some art!
thanks [`katsumi`]! i love it!
wooo!! thanks random weirdness!
-dies-
ok, i know, my profile is a load of crap. so heres some random questions i stole from peoples profiles...
1. Name: Andy
2. Single/Taken: what do you think?
3. Birthday: 16.07.1991
4. Zodiac Sign: cancer (i told you i was a disease!)
5. Male or Female: male
6. Hair Color: dark blue!
7. Hair Length: longeth
8. Eye color: mud
9. Best Feature: ugly
10. height: 6ft
11. Braces?: used to
12. Glasses?: no
13. Piercing: no
14. Tattoos: no
15. Righty or Lefty: righty (we live longer)
-How are you feeling? meh
-When was the last time you laughed? god, i always laugh
-When was the last time you cried? cant remember
-Last thing you ate? 'the fabulous bakin' boys chocolate cup cakes'
-Last thing you drank? orange juice mixed with tonic water. it tasted like pinapple o.0
-Last thing you said? god! i hate these adverts! (text dating ads. "text 'sexy' to 80333!")
-Last person you spoke to on the phone? dee
-Are you missing someone? my friends
-Are you single/taken? no =(
-Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
-Favourite food? duh! chocolate
-Favourite colour/s? Red, black, purple
-Favourite word? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
-What makes you feel guilty? umm i dunno
-Name one thing you couldn't live without. my friends
-Do you/have you ever love(d) someone so much it hurts? no
MOAR!! i know its boring but i cant be bothered to write anything more then yes or no.
Have You Ever....
-Sat on your rooftop? no
-Kissed someone in the rain? no...
-Danced in a public place? no
-Smiled for no reason? No way
-Laughed so hard you cried? yeah
-Written a song? nope
-Sang to someone for no reason? god no!
-Performed on a stage? no
-Talked to someone you don't know? No! never!
-Gone out of your way to befriend someone? no
-Made out in a theatre? -sigh- no
-Been in love? hardly
well i've probably made you feel sick. so im gunna go to random places and do random things. TTFN!
*skips away*
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