1. I was born with a wooden foot. My great-great-great-great grandad was a tree.

2. I once watched every Shirley Temple movie ever made, back-to-back and now I'm mentally scarred for life.

3. I can't rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time but I can walk backwards and negotiate hostage situations simultaneously. Go figure.

4. When I was 4, I once ate some bath beads because I thought they were candy and I hiccupped bubbles for 3 days.

5. My name in Hebrew means...”The shnozberries taste like shnozberries.”

6. I like to travel. When I visited Romania, I stayed in a hut made from straw and mud and ate borscht. I didn’t know I was allergic to cabbage at the time and my face swelled into the size of a soccer ball and I broke out in sores. I was then arrested because the natives thought I was mimicking their royal family.

7. I like to collect crusty boogers and I have the largest collection in the Southern Hemisphere.

8. When I was younger I had an imaginary friend named Imawkward. He was a sheep herder and an abacus maker. He still visits me often.

9. I’m really 7 feet tall. I work part-time at my local supermarket, helping people reaching for items on the top shelf.

10. I once toured with a band named Jerry And The Slimy Turds. We played hardcore, thrash folk music. I played the pan pipes and would often smash it at the end of every performance.

11. I once stalked Craig McLachlan for 2 weeks.

12. My favourite board game of all time is Gerbil Farm. The object of the game is to raise as many gerbils as you can, then sell them to Richard Gere.

13. I can’t believe it’s not butter.

14. I have a pet sloth named Fireball. He was featured on So You Think You Can Dance. He made the top 20.

15. I am the President of The Richard Simmons Fan Club. Every year me and my fellow club members get together and sweat!

16. I’m a vegetarian....but I also eat veal, lamb, chicken, beef, fish, pork, venison and spam.

17. In High School I was voted Most Likely To Write 25 Things About Myself That Aren’t True and Most Likely To Date A North Korean Pygmy.

18. Last year for Halloween my sister wore a Paris Hilton mask...and she got herpes. I wore a Jesus mask...and my herpes went away.

19. I’m looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find.

20. I can put coins up my nose and snort out correct change.

21. Whilst attending a Fall Out Boy concert, I texted my friend and tried to impress her by telling her where I was. Since she thinks F.O.B aren’t that great, she texted me back angrily and wished death upon me. She now has a restraining order out against me and we only communicate through lawyers. I hope the hoodie Pete Wentz personally gave me will suffice as a peace offering.

22. I can voluntarily wriggle my pancrease.

23. 3 years ago I played the lead in two short-lived stage productions...Gone With The Wind and The Wind In The Willows. I was the wind in both.

24. I can’t read.


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Random nature photos

Some shots as I was walking that captured me and my eyes



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Report | 11/02/2012 7:38 am


I guess curiosity O;

I don't care much for Kitty's anymore either, just came to see if there were still people there who were up to no good.
I know you somewhat had a knack for getting into trouble.
Now that you're gone, Kitty's got boring.
And plus..... you never seem to be on msn anymore, so had to find some means of stalking you and apparently Gaia was still useful to me for that wink

Report | 10/29/2012 3:40 am


Treacherous ol' place this is! I just can't seem to stay away. Though I must say, I've outgrown Kitty's. The whole role playing thing there isn't really my style. xD

Report | 09/19/2012 6:36 am


#23 ftw. Happy Birthday!

Report | 08/21/2012 4:01 am


Hey stranger.

Report | 09/06/2011 11:44 pm


Gaia suggested I be friends with you so I said sure why not add you randomly and see what comes of it razz

Report | 08/26/2011 9:42 pm


No, it's my "Team Carl" outfit. razz

Report | 08/26/2011 8:16 am


Team Carl! <3

You always look effin' fantastic.

Report | 08/24/2011 9:13 pm


Oh your avatar looks awesome! Bravo! biggrin

Report | 07/22/2011 4:57 pm


Moooo! biggrin Your avi looks awesome dear ;3. 'tis so cowte! biggrin . heart heart heart heart
Sincerely Metalhead

Report | 06/30/2011 8:50 pm

Sincerely Metalhead

Yeah, alright. I'm looking at Lucha Libre masks right now, but I'll get to it in a bit. 3nodding