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A Halcyon is a very rare creature indeed. Looking much like a water phoenix, they spend most of their lives underwater, despite being built, and having feathers like, normal airborne birds. They're opportunists who will quickly and gladly seize any careless sailor who happens to pass their way. Needless to say, they're certainly feared...

1. On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
2. On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
3. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
4. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.
5. On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
6. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
7. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.

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ltsumo

Report | 02/21/2011 6:29 pm

ltsumo

thanks for buying!
SweetartGhoul

Report | 02/01/2011 6:46 pm

SweetartGhoul

Thanks for the buy
TommeOfZards

Report | 01/30/2011 1:07 am

TommeOfZards

thanks for buying!!!
KlumziKakez

Report | 01/23/2011 9:16 pm

KlumziKakez

thunk u 4 buying!! 4laugh 4laugh
whatWeaimfor2

Report | 01/20/2011 10:31 am

whatWeaimfor2

thanks for buying
lunertaiyou

Report | 11/02/2010 5:23 pm

lunertaiyou

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bells boners

Report | 05/01/2010 3:07 pm

bells boners

thanks for buying! smile
Cute Little Star Girl

Report | 05/01/2010 12:51 pm

Cute Little Star Girl

thanks for buying
have a nice day.
:3 biggrin
wondeeznuts

Report | 04/16/2010 7:47 am

wondeeznuts

Thanks for buying <3
BeautyConquers_

Report | 06/21/2009 9:50 am

BeautyConquers_

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