About
Members
Lucas "Crash" Wilson is the group's singer/guitarist, Joel McMillian plays bass, and their drummer is Trisha "Trasha" Ha, an 8-year-old girl the other two discovered playing DrumMania at the Pacific Mall Arcade. She has so much ADD, it's not even funny. Kim Pine is jealous and angry about this rival girl drummer. Their previous drummer's name is unknown, but rumor is he went insane or ended up in a coma.
Crash And The Boys
The first time the group appears (in book 1), they're rivals of Sex Bob-omb, opening for SB's gig at Club Rockit. Their music is terrible, but fortunately their opening number, "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad," only lasts 0.4 seconds. Their second song is dedicated to Wallace Wells who keeps taunting them from the balcony and is called "We Hate You, Please Die" and is just as atrocious. Their next song is called "Zog." Their last song is "Last Song Kills Audience" which puts the entire crowd (minus the people in the balcony) into a 20-30 minute black-out session.
The Boys!! and Crash!
In book 3, Crash and The Boys "had a hostile takeover" and return as The Boys!! and Crash!, this time without instruments, but still making music up on stage while wearing goggles and large gloves. They are the opening act for The Clash at Demonhead's gig at Lee's Palace, along with Sex Bob-omb and do a good job. When the fight between Scott and Todd Ingram breaks out, The Boys and Crash side with Scott, explaining that through constant training they are now able to manipulate pure sound "through hard work and willpower alone." They are able to neutralize Todd's vegan-powered bass blasts with these new abilities and boost Scott when he goes on the offensive.
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