Pour hot wax on me she says........... So I do it and she screams, but not in a good way, and then the next thing you know she takes the candle and starts eating the thing, the bears still chained over in the corner and at this point its all sad looking and making sounds like WOAARM so there I am naked on the third step from the bottom with nothing but a pair of bunny slippers and a bag of Doritos, and wouldn't you know it a starving hobo hits me over the head with an empty coffee and when I come too my slippers are gone. Ill never forgive that hoe, her insatiable desire for wax cost me my slippers.
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