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Report | 05/26/2013 11:27 pm

Queequeg89

"Thou shalt not knowingly create pizza devoid of cheese. For it is sin to dine upon that which was designed with cheese upon it, but which presently is lacking thereof."

Report | 05/26/2013 11:22 pm

Queequeg89

And Cheesus said to her, "I am the mozzarella and the provolone. He that believeth in me, though he were hungry, yet shall he receive blessings of cheese. And whosoever liveths and believeths in Cheesus shall never go cheeseless."

Report | 05/26/2013 11:19 pm

Queequeg89

Give us each day, our daily cheese
And forgive us our cheese-less pizzas
For we ourselves reluctantly forgive those who create pizza without your cheesy goodness
And lead us into cheese temptation.

Report | 05/26/2013 11:10 pm

Queequeg89

Praise Cheesus! PRAISE HIM! May it forever rain mozzarella! Praise Cheesus!

Report | 05/26/2013 11:02 pm

Queequeg89

I agree with Cheesus. Men and women should devote themselves to only cheese, not each other. For what man needs a woman or a man when he has cheese already? Having sex with anyone just shows that you prioritize sex over cheese, and that's so ******** up. In fact, each human should be isolated from all other humans, in favor of cheese friends. With the motive and faith in one's heart and soul, one may craft a friend of cheese. Kraft cheese. On macaroni.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:54 pm

Queequeg89

I don't think I could live without Cheesus. I've been a faithful follower of Cheesus for as long as I can remember. He provided me with macaroni and cheese long, long ago, and I didn't even have to ask. Cheesus is a fair, just lord.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:47 pm

Queequeg89

Everything is possible with the Lord on our side. I asked the lord once, "Give me a pizza, Lord." And he did. But he put pepperonis on it like a p***k. He knows I don't like pepperonis. What a god damned b*****d. But I guess that will teach me to be more specific. Praise Jesus, and more importantly, Cheesus, without whom there would be no pizza of any sort.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:39 pm

Queequeg89

Oh yeah... I think I'm doing it right now.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:32 pm

Queequeg89

When was I a big doofus?

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/achievements/mega-thread/t.86048751/

Report | 05/26/2013 10:26 pm

Queequeg89

Dunno. We could find another megathread.

Report | 05/26/2013 9:52 pm

Queequeg89

Why come mom didn't name me Squee? cry

Report | 05/26/2013 9:43 pm

Queequeg89

okay.

Report | 05/26/2013 9:41 pm

Queequeg89

That would be nice. But this has been my name too long. It would be too sad to change it.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:23 am

Queequeg89

My computer has a medium speed. Which is probably slow as ******** by normal people standards.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:15 am

Queequeg89

Go get one.

Report | 05/26/2013 10:06 am

Queequeg89

I saw you in the mirror earlier today.

Report | 05/26/2013 9:48 am

Queequeg89

Oh! I thought you were me.

Report | 05/25/2013 10:51 am

Queequeg89

I might be possessed.

Report | 05/25/2013 12:25 am

Queequeg89

go do it then, ho!

Report | 05/25/2013 12:24 am

Queequeg89

eek Amazing! I just changed mine to this today. Underneath all my fake hair styles was a teal braid. It was cool, but it didn't match anything at all.

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