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David's Life ^.^

Hehehe Moi ^.^

• (12/14/2008 12:57 pm)
• (03/27/2008 01:30 am)

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Report | 10/05/2010 3:15 pm

Don Kilo

Do you have ink i can buy off you.

Report | 09/19/2010 8:34 pm

Darcslove

*tackles*

Report | 09/15/2010 12:39 am

Darcslove

lol i see well we hardly talk on facebook either anymore an i miss you :/

Report | 09/13/2010 12:48 pm

Darcslove

*poke* an what brings you on here today sir?

Report | 12/03/2009 11:22 am

Darcslove

*hugs*
lol eventually im gonna drag you to the brighton boardwalk with me cause i sooooo wanna go.

Report | 08/24/2009 9:32 am

msu11

From the great minds who brought you Afro Styles we are proud to bring you











[b][size=24][u]Jabooty and the Power Cookies[/u][/size][/b]








Our story starts off with a boy named Alex. He was always a curious one. He lived in TipToe Town. It was a small town with its own government. The most enforced law was that everybody had to tiptoe. Alex though was a rebelious child. He would do everything he could not to tiptoe. He was eventually discovered and exiled into the deep Wastes of the Educated but Slightly Violent Gnomes. Some say he was just hanging with the wrong crowd. Strange things were said to happen in the wastes. There was talk of a warlock which nobody knew the name of. 


Alex was walking desperatly on and on through the wastes until he tripped and sprained his pinky toe. I guess its just what he deserved for not obeying the law. He collapsed in pain unable to move at all. He layed there crying out for help. Eventually he passed out. He awoke to a woman yelling, "Shaquille quit beatin it and and come talk to this boy you saved." "Fiiiine......SHABOOKY!" The door burst open with a gust of wind. "How are you feeling son?"


"Ehhh good", Alex replied in a weak tone.


"Sit up son. What is your name?"


"Alex, and you?"


"I am the Great Gnome Wizard, Shaquille!"


"Wait...Gnome?"


"Yes, Gnome. Your in the Gnome Province of Mourninwud."


"Well thank you for rescuing me Mr....?


"Saseekatt."


"Oh i see...well then thank you Mr. Saseekatt."


"You are welcome son. I have to go now though."


"WAIT!"


"SHABOOKY!!!"


Shaquille dissapeared in a puff of smoke.


"Ahh crap."


Later that day Alex was walking around town when all of a sudden a siren was going off. "IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!", was being yelled by nearby guards. "Who's coming?!?!?", alex asked a gnome passerby. There was a voice behind him."The Darklord Jabooty." He turned around to see a crazed looking man in a purple cloak. "Meh", alex said as he backed away. "Hahaha, your scared....I call upon the evil powers in the land. Make this pimp smack extra disciplinary." He reached in his pocket and pulled out a cookie. It seemed different though, like it had some strange aura of strength surrounding it. Could this be one of the fabled Power Cookies? "SHABOOKY!!!!" A blast of fire shot out of nowhere and knocked Jabooty into a wall. With a loud crack the warlock was gone. "Did you kill him?", Alex asked his savior. "No he just retreated, but he will be back", said Shaquille.


"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?," Alex screamed.


"Calm down son. Shabooky strike!"


"Ahh why did you do that i can't move!"


"You'll only be down for a little while. Struggling might make you poop yourself."


"Whoops..."


"I just needed to tell you the story of Jabooty without you freaking out. One day when i was but a lad i was walking in a neighboring kingdom. I was eating a banana. I disposed of the peel by casually casting it away along the cobblestone street. A man on a rampage was storming down the road. He slipped and fell on my banana peel. I laughed not knowing his anger. He let out a scream that i had never heard the likes of. He swore revenge against all Gnome kind. I should have known better. I was rude and naive......DANG SON YOU STANKY!!!!!"


"I ummm...struggled...but uh nice story."


"Join me, son, in fight with the Darklord."


"Why? I can't do anything."


"I will teach you some of the things i know."


"What if i get pimp smacked?"


"It's a risk you have to take son."


"Okay i will join you."


"Thank you, you won't regret it...hopefully."


"Where are we goiiing?, Alex whined.


"Ugh i told you, we're going to 'Franky & Nolan's Budget Dojo."


"Why?"


"So we can get you learned son."


"Huh?!"


"We're here."


They walk inside to two men screaming in unison "Pimpsqueak Lovetap!!!" Alex was on the ground crying hysterically within seconds. "FOOL, DON"T MESS WITH US!!!", the two men yelled still in unison. "Hello Franky and Nolan," Shaquille greeted Alex's attackers, "get off the ground you baby."


Af

Report | 08/14/2009 10:32 pm

midnight_dj_wes

bonjour monsieur. ca va? i hope you're enjoying the gay best friend. and welcome to the guild.

Report | 08/14/2009 3:33 pm

Darcslove

lol an how are you today?

Report | 08/14/2009 3:31 pm

Darcslove

*poke*

Report | 07/14/2009 6:50 pm

XxXTalesofSymphoniaXxX

happy really late birthday