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Report | 03/01/2011 7:50 pm

The Omega Pirate

poopy
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Report | 02/20/2011 2:04 pm

The Omega Pirate

el oh el
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Report | 11/15/2010 11:59 am

The Omega Pirate

*Zach kills Amanda and Kaylei*
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Report | 11/13/2010 12:18 pm

The Omega Pirate

Sorry hot girl,
I can't give sex!
Come back when I'm a little Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm STRAIGHTER!
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Report | 08/10/2010 7:19 am

The Omega Pirate

If you got a grilfriend I would stop all of this s**t.
Unless you never hung out with her.
Then I would bring it all back. lol
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Report | 08/08/2010 9:37 pm

The Omega Pirate

Hot girl: Hey Zach! Lets hang out soon some time!
Zach: Flamming f*****t!!!!!!!1
*Hot girls head explodes*
Little boy: What did you do that for that was my sister!
Zach: Goosh goosh!
*Zach then rapes the little boy*
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Report | 08/08/2010 7:08 pm

The Omega Pirate

Zach: Sorry Hot Girl,
I can't give sex
Come back when I'm a little Mmmmmmmm STRAIGHTER!
And don't get your hopes up.
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Report | 07/15/2010 9:15 pm

Stone_Zero

haha, no prob
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Report | 07/15/2010 8:30 pm

Stone_Zero

hello newest friend, nice avi
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Report | 07/01/2010 5:18 am

Dearest Fantasy

Thanks for buying from my store!! :]
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Report | 06/26/2010 7:18 pm

Lulia Wind

Welcome!
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Report | 06/26/2010 8:50 am

Lulia Wind

cool avi
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Report | 06/23/2010 2:36 pm

The Omega Pirate

Because my mommy rape me in my sleep. sad
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Report | 06/23/2010 11:00 am

The Omega Pirate

I figured. lol
Hot girl: So you're not into sex?
Zach: Something like that
Hot girl: Plz explain...
Zach: Well I'm not into sex... with women.
Hot girl: Oh, well I'll just get going.
Zach: HOLD IT!!!!!
I'm not letting you off the hook that easily!
*Zach stabs the Hot girl in the neck with a knife*
Zach: The only good hot girl is a dead one!
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Report | 06/23/2010 6:05 am

MeIanite

Like I said it's a long story.
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Report | 06/22/2010 8:44 pm

MeIanite

Long story.
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Report | 06/21/2010 7:52 am

The Omega Pirate

Hot girl: Hey Zach wanna....
*zach gets to the point and kills the girl*
Zach: Stupid hot girls!
When will they ever learn I'm gay??
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Report | 06/15/2010 7:35 am

The Omega Pirate

I noticed. lol
I felt kinda bad for Trevor though.
Anyways I got some of those U.K silly bands.
They are badass!
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Report | 06/15/2010 4:49 am

The Omega Pirate

Shrimpy's Sister requested to be my friend.
I was like "hell yeah!"
Before then Lucas Ridderraft requested to be my friend.
I was like "hell no!!!!" but I accepted him anyways. lol
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Report | 06/14/2010 6:27 pm

The Omega Pirate

Hot girl: Hey Zach! Wanna go out and have a good time?
Zach: Nah, I don't really want to.
Hot girl: Oh comon! It'll be fun!
Zach: FLAMING f*****t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hot girls head explodes*
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