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Dear Employee:

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.

Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.

SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.

SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.

This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).

Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.

Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our:

Special High Intensity Training (s**t). We take pride in the amount of s**t our employees receive. We have given our employees more s**t than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough s**t on the job, see your immediate supervisor.

Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the s**t you can stand.

And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us.

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name:Robert Alan Hiromi Ogata
nickname that nobody calls me by: Krycanelo/ Ultima (used to e ultima but now i like kry)
Address. dads house: 2209noah street. Honolulu HI(oahu)
moms house:sumtin with 6 #'s first street. Volcano HI (big island)
height: 6'1" or so
Body type: medium biuld i guess
birth defects: but chin
likes: good personalities, guitar, goths , insane people???, drawing, swords, scythes, neko-te (metal claws), shiriuken, gaia, myspace, pool, JApan, TExas, (though i've never been to either)
Dislikes:Mother, Step-dad, Self, Some of my friends (in real life it's all except Loo), most color other than black, grey, red, darker shades of blue, and on rare occasions depending on other colors White. Most poems (used to be all before we got some by a gothic like dude and i also liked the one on my... not yet fried's profile.) over confidence, people who think they're all that, people who dislike others because of gender, race, beliefs, etc. (and alot of people don't like goths... I dont like them either), those who believe only their way is right, people who yell alot, people who hit wife/kids/ or girlfriends...(Note: i suggest you dump them/run away for kids and tell the police. Trust me there's always someone else out there who likes you and they better not hit you cuz in 4 years i'm gonna be 18 and then i'mma briing my katana with me to visit), and i think that's it...
if there's anythi...
Eyecolor: brown (i'mma change that to red)
hair color: black (i'mm change that to red too)
skin tone:raosted chesnut (i put my hand in the color scanner for choosing paint colors in home depot. (Which untill 5 i pronounced with the t... i actually used to be whiter but idk what happened... we moved to here and mom forced me to woork in the sun all damned day, got sunburns, and i guess a tan)
favorite time of day: night not day >.>
favortie place: Oahu in general or my room on hawaii cuz there's nowhere else to go.
age:14
birthday: June 15th, 1992 at 11:45
K if there's anything i missed please pm me and i'll put it on
yea... i know about internet predators. I don't mind if i'm kidnapped and killed. I would like to die... TTYLz then peoples

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hell_kara

Report | 06/23/2009 9:42 pm

hell_kara

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
TheFantasY

Report | 01/10/2008 9:05 pm

TheFantasY

hey i was just reading back through our thief rp, and i was wondering if you would be interested in coming back to join.. anyway just saying hi as well.. okay see you later.
dragoon_light

Report | 01/22/2007 5:00 pm

dragoon_light

I like your pro! its nice!!
Kurai Ogata

Report | 12/17/2006 11:16 pm

Kurai Ogata

Damn... my acc. got hacked so this is my new one
Will Of The Woken

Report | 12/17/2006 10:58 am

Will Of The Woken

bang bang :]
Krycanelo_0_13_666

Report | 12/17/2006 10:11 am

Krycanelo_0_13_666

*bites finger* stop poking me... hey loo... um... c yaz
Arkarian_gurl

Report | 12/15/2006 9:13 pm

Arkarian_gurl

*pokes*
TheDeathSlayer

Report | 12/15/2006 6:18 pm

TheDeathSlayer

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Arkarian_gurl

Report | 12/14/2006 8:08 pm

Arkarian_gurl

*poke*
TheDeathSlayer

Report | 12/05/2006 5:49 pm

TheDeathSlayer

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Lets go!
With blood shot eyes I watch you sleeping
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
Theres always something different going wrong
The path I walk is in the wrong direction
There's always someone ******** hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
The moments died, I hear no screaming
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would she hear me if I called her name?
Would she hold me if she knew my shame?
Theres always something different going wrong
The path I walk is in the wrong direction
There's always someone ******** hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Oh! Yeah!
This battered room I've seen before
The broken bones they heal no more, no more
With my last breath I'm choking
Will this ever end I'm hoping
My world is over one more time
Lets go
Would she hear me if i called her name?
Would she hold me, if she knew my shame?
Theres always something different going wrong
The path I walk is in the wrong direction
There's always someone ******** hanging on
Can anybody help me make things better?
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come home
Your tears don't fall
They crash around me
Her conscience calls the guilty to come...BACK DOWN!