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Report | 01/10/2012 12:49 pm

KalBlack

i know its pretty damn awesome i LOVE it and i gots a new ps3

Report | 05/10/2011 9:45 pm

My_Rose_2011

no new journals i guess?

Report | 04/21/2011 7:22 am

I am an addict by gentics sad so I am sorry I haves a problem... and Yes you did show me but when I learned how to compete missions like 3 days ago I realized now o_O I am screwed aka ADDICTED blaugh blaugh blaugh emo

Report | 04/21/2011 6:29 am

Evil Raven Lidda

it super duperly is your fault and I love it !! Like today I have a 4 hour break between classes and OMG I WILL BE ON ZOMG for 3 hours of that break! because I still have to type a two paged paper for a class sad oh well... ZOMG I go ! blaugh

Report | 04/19/2011 12:55 pm

Evil Raven Lidda

CHANCE IM ADDICTED TO ZOMG!!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh

Report | 04/12/2011 5:14 pm

Evil Raven Lidda

yes sir you are indeed my sniper penguin! :O

Report | 04/12/2011 10:51 am

Evil Raven Lidda

CHANCY!!! cry I misses u

Report | 02/26/2011 7:58 am

My_Rose_2011

i wantz your hair... and the zodi... thingy... lol happy birthday!

Report | 02/25/2011 7:25 am

My_Rose_2011

hi long time no see =)

Report | 02/23/2011 8:02 pm

My_Rose_2011

ur still not wearing the necklace.... i may stop id u wont.... its pointless if u dont

Report | 02/23/2011 11:40 am

My_Rose_2011

Hi

Report | 02/22/2011 10:39 pm

KalBlack

RAWR

Report | 02/20/2011 9:55 pm

My_Rose_2011

dude u have the zodiacal?!?! and wheres the neclace? i wear it crying sad face....

Report | 02/11/2011 6:12 am

My_Rose_2011

the way u have ur profile set up it looks like Amy Fields is ur gf....

Report | 01/19/2011 12:19 pm

My_Rose_2011

mew!

Report | 01/18/2011 12:13 pm

Evil Raven Lidda

Who the hell is you?? is this Chance>?? OOORR is this Alex! Omg I am confuzzled stressed

Report | 12/20/2010 4:01 pm

My_Rose_2011

rawr?

Report | 09/17/2010 11:50 pm

KalBlack

Rawr

Report | 01/11/2009 8:28 am

Kouki Honoo

I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)

Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't t ouch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!

I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer -causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with CALLS TO Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parkin

Report | 01/09/2009 7:02 pm

Kouki Honoo

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Jones,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Jones are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they brought
pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 12: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least,

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

Tom Richards
Wal-Mart Manager

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