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YOU WILL READ THIS ABOUT ME THING.
xd Yeah. Just decided to update this thing. Whatever I'm bored and I've already done about a dozen puzzles. Changing stuff is fun. Except tires. xp
Better start off with my name. Hayley, here. I wish it was spelt like this>>>>Hailee. Also goes as Crimsona, Ikura, Shorty, Donnie, Bonnie, Mem Mem, and Mambo. Don't even ask about my nicknames. They're completely random except for shorty. See, I'm the shortest in my class. Don't laugh. :X
So yeah. Canada is pretty cold. I remember once it was minus fifty degrees Celsius. Gawd. I nearly froze my fingers off walking to school that day. whee No, there was no school but I walked all the way there before I found out. I almost died. Well, not really. But most of you know that I'm a little, okay, a LOT over exaggerative sometimes, okay! All the time. But still. That's me and if you don't like it you can just go jump off a bridge. stare And this week it was above zero degrees all the time! So warm! So warm! 4laugh
Yeah. Brown hair is fun to have. Sorta. Whatever. I like brown hair better then blond. No offense to anyone who has blond hair. My friend dyed her hair blue. And purple. And orange! Oh, Jessie. You worry me. xd
Blue eyes, blue eyes, blue eyes. What a weird combination, huh? Blue eyes, brown hair. I think so. Looks slightly irregular which causes people to stare. I don't like that. >.<
My birthday is August 19th. Give me presents?
I really enjoy watching people get in trouble sometimes. It makes me pee my pants with happiness. THAT IS AN EXPRESSION!
I really don't like people who stare at their nails or get a really pointy manicure and then poke you. It feels like some stabbed a freaking spear into your arm. Gawd. If you're going to get a manicure get a square nail manicure.
I always like just saying gasp instead of actually gasping. Cause gasping takes up too much air and then you got to take a breath before you talk again. Yeah.
Oh, Gawd. I'm really sorry for being a real annoying person but no one cares how fat you are. If you're uncomfortable with your weight, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Don't go complaining to Gaians saying, 'I'm sooooooooooo fat. I eat too much!' NO ONE CARES. Seriously, do something about your own petty little problems and if you go complaining to me, be ready for the ignoration to begin. Oh, BTW, just so we're clear, I don't care if you're fat. Makes no difference to me. ^_^
OMG, guys! Guess what! I have a stalker! ...Maybe that's not so good? I dunno. But he asked my buddy Shelby where I lived and everything. And then he came Friday night to the play to see me. What a creeper. His nickname is CR. xd I just found out that he likes me!! OH. EM. GEE. GASPEOUS. Oh wow.
And just bragging about how many guys you have gone out with or how perfect your current boyfriend is is JUST PLAIN STUPID. Tell someone who cares. Cause, to be totally honest, I really don't. And I don't care if you go around saying, 'Oh, you're just jealous cause you've never gone out with a guy!' then I may have to hurt you. Just SHUT UP, PEOPLE. You're making me so mad. Yes, I haven't ever gone out with a guy and I like people. I've never had a boyfriend but that gives you no flippin right to go bragging about your perfect life with your perfect boyfriend. Chances are, he's just after your body. Sorry to be the one to tell you. I was hoping your friends would inform you how blind you're being by giving yourself up to some guy you've been going out with for a month. Oh and, BTW so we don't have any miscommunication with each other, I'm saving myself for MARRIAGE. Which is what you should probably doing if you have any common sense.
I really hate people who feel the need to scream out answers in the middle of the test. Like, seriously, people. If I didn't study then I wouldn't want you to... No. Hey, I never study... Yeah. Continue shouting out answers. Do what you like... Hehehehe... ninja
Oh, TAKE A BATH!! GAWD, NO ONE WANTS TO SIT BESIDE YOU AND FREAKING INHALE YOUR FREAKING TOXINS! WE DON'T WANT THAT!!! IF YOU WOULD TAKE A BATH, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS FLIPPIN PROBLEM. domokun
And, no!, I'm not one of those girls that pick through a CAESER SALAD saying, 'How many calories does this have? What's the fat content?' Gawd. Those people annoy me. WHO FREAKING CARES WHAT THE STINKING FAT CONTENT IS? YOU PUT YOUR FORK IN IT, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH, AND NEVER THINK OF IT AGAIN! Gawd. Come to think of it, I like food. Sorry. And, no!, I'm not fat. At least I don't think so. What would you consider fat?
I really hate bright pink and very obnoxious colours. THEY BURN MY EYES!
Right, if a guy ever asks you for your pic, DELETE HIM. Nothing to it. He's probably a stalker guy who is gonna search you on google. Or he's a nerd that has no sexual relationship so he enjoys looking at pictures of girls that think he's hot but really he's a four foot nerd how picks his nose. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW! GET AWAY FROM ME, PERVERT!
I'm also not like those people who are completely self-conscious. I'm very up-beat. Don't try to stop me when I'm on a mission or it'll blow up in your face. I'm warning you now before it's too late. DOOOMMMMZZZZ!
The coolest super power would have to be reading minds. I mean, I always wonder what people are thinking and what song they currently have stuck in their head. And it annoys me not knowing. Hmm... What am I thinking right now? You'll never find out. Unless you can read minds. If you can, GIVE ME YOUR SUPER AWESOME COOL POWER! I only wish you could turn it off when you wanted to. I'd like to fly, too. That'd be okay.
I enjoy being sarcastic all the time. It's so fun. Especially when you're really good at it then people don't know if you're joking or not. xd
The people I know on Gaia and IRL are Akakoren, yo lillia, 33shadow33, P 0 L K A D 0 T T E D and super_trooper_laird. Yeah! Woot for funness~
For those of you who know me (Morgan, maybe you don't know this) I really like gum. Juicy Fruit, mostly. Gum, gum, gum. I'm always asking my relatives or friends for gum. Once I asked this guy on a city bus if he had gum. He looked at me like something he dug out of his ear. But I still got some gum. ^.^
Yeah. Today my friend Noilah decided it would be fun to throw a pack of Life Savers Gummies at my head. So she did.
My favorite song is Dark Blue by Jacks Mannequin. It's pretty good. Nice piano. Kate Nash has good piano too. I like her song Mouthwash. Kinda weird title but whatever. Motion City is a good band. Listen to them. That is an order. stare
I'm taking piano lessons now. Since September, I guess.
I really hate those rock bands or whatever that feel the need to scream in their songs. It damages my ears.
I also really hate stink people. You know, people who REALLY stink. When they're around me and I accidentally forget not to breathe it pollutes my lungs! GAWD, PEOPLE. TAKE A FREAKING BATH.
Dude, today was Saint Patrick's day and I forgot to wear green. I got pinched and now I have little red marks all down my arms. Ow.
I have a tendency to talk about stuff I don't like. So now I'm gonna talk about stuff I do like.
I like food, water, juice, milk... Books? Computer? Gaia? Hotmail? E-mails? MSN? Music? iPod? ...Yeah. xd
I also hate people who send me chain mail through Gaia comments on people's profiles. Seriously. That's for HOTMAIL. Not Gaia. You need to get a life. Please.
My words are p'cha, p'duh and filarious. Filarious means freaking hilarious or funny hilarious. You steal, I kill with glare! stare
Yeah. That's pretty much all I have to say. Other then I'm not really qualified to be on this site. I'm twelve. Don't they say you have to be thirteen and over. Whatever. I met a guy who was seven on here. It was so weird. And he was obsessed with Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was sorta weird.
I once saw this guy who had a tattoo around his wrist that said, 'BORN TO KICK BUTT' and I thought, 'What a creepy dude.' He was really weird.
TYLENOL EXTRA-STRENGTH DOES NOT WORK ON HEADACHES. Thank you.
Yeah. Congrats! You finished reading my not-so-long about me thing. HOORAY! I'mma gonna watch stuff on YouTube now. Have fun browsing. heart
Omagosh! That reminds me. Search 'Salad Fingers' on YouTube. That freaking video gave me nightmares. It scares me. *shudders*
And now, I'm gonna be random!
Have you ever noticed that water bottles are almost invisible?
I already told you, I don't want toner!
I do like Mexican food.
The less you wear, the more you need Nair!
Ooo, a... a butterfly.
I like rusty spoons...
Omigawd! What's this?! It's like... Oh! It's like some kind of magical box filled with an infinite amount of magical paper!
Click, click, click, click, click.
Oh, Judy! Why you have to make me so gloomy?
My favorite number, which is thirteen, minus two is eleven. I just thought you'd like to know.
Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit! The taste is gonna move ya! Take a sniff, pull it out! The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth! Juicy fruit, is gonna move ya! Tastes so good, it gets right to ya! Juicy fruit! The taste, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya! *smashes guitar* THANK YOU GAIA!
This just in, Tom Cruise is dead. GASP!
I melted in level two four square!
What's better then one Chuck Norris? Two Chuck Norris's.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the earth away from him, not pushing himself up.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris can set fire to an ant with a magnifying glass in the night.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay. It's because he's run out of woman.
Only Chuck Norris can e-mail you a round-house kick.
Beneath Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris didn't like the service at the Burger King so he round-house kicked them all out and made it into a McDonalds.
It took God six days to create the earth. Chuck Norris snapped his fingers and created God.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When kids run with scissors, they get hurt. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, others get hurt
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked, 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' And Chuck Norris screamed, 'How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!' and tared her throat out. Then, holding her bloody throat, he bellowed, 'Don't ******** with Chuck!' Two years and five months later, her realized the irony of this statement and laughed so loud that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face that it helped him win the 1984 poker championships with nothing but a joker, a two for spades, a seven of clubs, a green 4 Uno card and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke through the speed of light and killed Amelia Earheart while she was flying over the Pacific ocean.
By the time you've read this, Chuck Norris would've roundhouse kicked you in the face five times before you hit the ground.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave Jesus the gift of the 'beard.' Jesus wore it proudly till his dying day. The other three wiseman, jealous because of Jesus's obvious favoritism, combined all their power and had Chuck Norris omitted from the bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Just to prove that cancer wasn't a big deal, Chuck Norris smoked 15 packs of cigarettes a day for two years. He soon developed 7 different kinds of cancer. He got rid of all that cancer by flexing his body for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Morgan McDonald(my bud): If there was one moment I would want to be Chuck Norris, it would be now.
Morgan McDonald: Too bad you aren't Chuck Norris.
HOLY CANAL, FATMAN!!! xd
Oh, BTW, recently, I've been getting a lot of e-mails saying I'm tagged. Yeah. They're all like...
TAG! TAG! TAG! YOU'RE TAGGED! TAG, YOU'RE IT! TAG!! TAG?! TAG!
*slaps around in the air* Stop touching me! I get it, I'm tagged! Okay?! Gawd...
xd Yeah. Just decided to update this thing. Whatever I'm bored and I've already done about a dozen puzzles. Changing stuff is fun. Except tires. xp
Better start off with my name. Hayley, here. I wish it was spelt like this>>>>Hailee. Also goes as Crimsona, Ikura, Shorty, Donnie, Bonnie, Mem Mem, and Mambo. Don't even ask about my nicknames. They're completely random except for shorty. See, I'm the shortest in my class. Don't laugh. :X
So yeah. Canada is pretty cold. I remember once it was minus fifty degrees Celsius. Gawd. I nearly froze my fingers off walking to school that day. whee No, there was no school but I walked all the way there before I found out. I almost died. Well, not really. But most of you know that I'm a little, okay, a LOT over exaggerative sometimes, okay! All the time. But still. That's me and if you don't like it you can just go jump off a bridge. stare And this week it was above zero degrees all the time! So warm! So warm! 4laugh
Yeah. Brown hair is fun to have. Sorta. Whatever. I like brown hair better then blond. No offense to anyone who has blond hair. My friend dyed her hair blue. And purple. And orange! Oh, Jessie. You worry me. xd
Blue eyes, blue eyes, blue eyes. What a weird combination, huh? Blue eyes, brown hair. I think so. Looks slightly irregular which causes people to stare. I don't like that. >.<
My birthday is August 19th. Give me presents?
I really enjoy watching people get in trouble sometimes. It makes me pee my pants with happiness. THAT IS AN EXPRESSION!
I really don't like people who stare at their nails or get a really pointy manicure and then poke you. It feels like some stabbed a freaking spear into your arm. Gawd. If you're going to get a manicure get a square nail manicure.
I always like just saying gasp instead of actually gasping. Cause gasping takes up too much air and then you got to take a breath before you talk again. Yeah.
Oh, Gawd. I'm really sorry for being a real annoying person but no one cares how fat you are. If you're uncomfortable with your weight, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Don't go complaining to Gaians saying, 'I'm sooooooooooo fat. I eat too much!' NO ONE CARES. Seriously, do something about your own petty little problems and if you go complaining to me, be ready for the ignoration to begin. Oh, BTW, just so we're clear, I don't care if you're fat. Makes no difference to me. ^_^
OMG, guys! Guess what! I have a stalker! ...Maybe that's not so good? I dunno. But he asked my buddy Shelby where I lived and everything. And then he came Friday night to the play to see me. What a creeper. His nickname is CR. xd I just found out that he likes me!! OH. EM. GEE. GASPEOUS. Oh wow.
And just bragging about how many guys you have gone out with or how perfect your current boyfriend is is JUST PLAIN STUPID. Tell someone who cares. Cause, to be totally honest, I really don't. And I don't care if you go around saying, 'Oh, you're just jealous cause you've never gone out with a guy!' then I may have to hurt you. Just SHUT UP, PEOPLE. You're making me so mad. Yes, I haven't ever gone out with a guy and I like people. I've never had a boyfriend but that gives you no flippin right to go bragging about your perfect life with your perfect boyfriend. Chances are, he's just after your body. Sorry to be the one to tell you. I was hoping your friends would inform you how blind you're being by giving yourself up to some guy you've been going out with for a month. Oh and, BTW so we don't have any miscommunication with each other, I'm saving myself for MARRIAGE. Which is what you should probably doing if you have any common sense.
I really hate people who feel the need to scream out answers in the middle of the test. Like, seriously, people. If I didn't study then I wouldn't want you to... No. Hey, I never study... Yeah. Continue shouting out answers. Do what you like... Hehehehe... ninja
Oh, TAKE A BATH!! GAWD, NO ONE WANTS TO SIT BESIDE YOU AND FREAKING INHALE YOUR FREAKING TOXINS! WE DON'T WANT THAT!!! IF YOU WOULD TAKE A BATH, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS FLIPPIN PROBLEM. domokun
And, no!, I'm not one of those girls that pick through a CAESER SALAD saying, 'How many calories does this have? What's the fat content?' Gawd. Those people annoy me. WHO FREAKING CARES WHAT THE STINKING FAT CONTENT IS? YOU PUT YOUR FORK IN IT, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH, AND NEVER THINK OF IT AGAIN! Gawd. Come to think of it, I like food. Sorry. And, no!, I'm not fat. At least I don't think so. What would you consider fat?
I really hate bright pink and very obnoxious colours. THEY BURN MY EYES!
Right, if a guy ever asks you for your pic, DELETE HIM. Nothing to it. He's probably a stalker guy who is gonna search you on google. Or he's a nerd that has no sexual relationship so he enjoys looking at pictures of girls that think he's hot but really he's a four foot nerd how picks his nose. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW! GET AWAY FROM ME, PERVERT!
I'm also not like those people who are completely self-conscious. I'm very up-beat. Don't try to stop me when I'm on a mission or it'll blow up in your face. I'm warning you now before it's too late. DOOOMMMMZZZZ!
The coolest super power would have to be reading minds. I mean, I always wonder what people are thinking and what song they currently have stuck in their head. And it annoys me not knowing. Hmm... What am I thinking right now? You'll never find out. Unless you can read minds. If you can, GIVE ME YOUR SUPER AWESOME COOL POWER! I only wish you could turn it off when you wanted to. I'd like to fly, too. That'd be okay.
I enjoy being sarcastic all the time. It's so fun. Especially when you're really good at it then people don't know if you're joking or not. xd
The people I know on Gaia and IRL are Akakoren, yo lillia, 33shadow33, P 0 L K A D 0 T T E D and super_trooper_laird. Yeah! Woot for funness~
For those of you who know me (Morgan, maybe you don't know this) I really like gum. Juicy Fruit, mostly. Gum, gum, gum. I'm always asking my relatives or friends for gum. Once I asked this guy on a city bus if he had gum. He looked at me like something he dug out of his ear. But I still got some gum. ^.^
Yeah. Today my friend Noilah decided it would be fun to throw a pack of Life Savers Gummies at my head. So she did.
My favorite song is Dark Blue by Jacks Mannequin. It's pretty good. Nice piano. Kate Nash has good piano too. I like her song Mouthwash. Kinda weird title but whatever. Motion City is a good band. Listen to them. That is an order. stare
I'm taking piano lessons now. Since September, I guess.
I really hate those rock bands or whatever that feel the need to scream in their songs. It damages my ears.
I also really hate stink people. You know, people who REALLY stink. When they're around me and I accidentally forget not to breathe it pollutes my lungs! GAWD, PEOPLE. TAKE A FREAKING BATH.
Dude, today was Saint Patrick's day and I forgot to wear green. I got pinched and now I have little red marks all down my arms. Ow.
I have a tendency to talk about stuff I don't like. So now I'm gonna talk about stuff I do like.
I like food, water, juice, milk... Books? Computer? Gaia? Hotmail? E-mails? MSN? Music? iPod? ...Yeah. xd
I also hate people who send me chain mail through Gaia comments on people's profiles. Seriously. That's for HOTMAIL. Not Gaia. You need to get a life. Please.
My words are p'cha, p'duh and filarious. Filarious means freaking hilarious or funny hilarious. You steal, I kill with glare! stare
Yeah. That's pretty much all I have to say. Other then I'm not really qualified to be on this site. I'm twelve. Don't they say you have to be thirteen and over. Whatever. I met a guy who was seven on here. It was so weird. And he was obsessed with Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was sorta weird.
I once saw this guy who had a tattoo around his wrist that said, 'BORN TO KICK BUTT' and I thought, 'What a creepy dude.' He was really weird.
TYLENOL EXTRA-STRENGTH DOES NOT WORK ON HEADACHES. Thank you.
Yeah. Congrats! You finished reading my not-so-long about me thing. HOORAY! I'mma gonna watch stuff on YouTube now. Have fun browsing. heart
Omagosh! That reminds me. Search 'Salad Fingers' on YouTube. That freaking video gave me nightmares. It scares me. *shudders*
And now, I'm gonna be random!
Have you ever noticed that water bottles are almost invisible?
I already told you, I don't want toner!
I do like Mexican food.
The less you wear, the more you need Nair!
Ooo, a... a butterfly.
I like rusty spoons...
Omigawd! What's this?! It's like... Oh! It's like some kind of magical box filled with an infinite amount of magical paper!
Click, click, click, click, click.
Oh, Judy! Why you have to make me so gloomy?
My favorite number, which is thirteen, minus two is eleven. I just thought you'd like to know.
Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit! The taste is gonna move ya! Take a sniff, pull it out! The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth! Juicy fruit, is gonna move ya! Tastes so good, it gets right to ya! Juicy fruit! The taste, the taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya! *smashes guitar* THANK YOU GAIA!
This just in, Tom Cruise is dead. GASP!
I melted in level two four square!
What's better then one Chuck Norris? Two Chuck Norris's.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the earth away from him, not pushing himself up.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris can set fire to an ant with a magnifying glass in the night.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with men because he's gay. It's because he's run out of woman.
Only Chuck Norris can e-mail you a round-house kick.
Beneath Chuck Norris's beard, there is no chin. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris didn't like the service at the Burger King so he round-house kicked them all out and made it into a McDonalds.
It took God six days to create the earth. Chuck Norris snapped his fingers and created God.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When kids run with scissors, they get hurt. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, others get hurt
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked, 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' And Chuck Norris screamed, 'How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!' and tared her throat out. Then, holding her bloody throat, he bellowed, 'Don't ******** with Chuck!' Two years and five months later, her realized the irony of this statement and laughed so loud that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face that it helped him win the 1984 poker championships with nothing but a joker, a two for spades, a seven of clubs, a green 4 Uno card and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke through the speed of light and killed Amelia Earheart while she was flying over the Pacific ocean.
By the time you've read this, Chuck Norris would've roundhouse kicked you in the face five times before you hit the ground.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave Jesus the gift of the 'beard.' Jesus wore it proudly till his dying day. The other three wiseman, jealous because of Jesus's obvious favoritism, combined all their power and had Chuck Norris omitted from the bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Just to prove that cancer wasn't a big deal, Chuck Norris smoked 15 packs of cigarettes a day for two years. He soon developed 7 different kinds of cancer. He got rid of all that cancer by flexing his body for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Morgan McDonald(my bud): If there was one moment I would want to be Chuck Norris, it would be now.
Morgan McDonald: Too bad you aren't Chuck Norris.
HOLY CANAL, FATMAN!!! xd
Oh, BTW, recently, I've been getting a lot of e-mails saying I'm tagged. Yeah. They're all like...
TAG! TAG! TAG! YOU'RE TAGGED! TAG, YOU'RE IT! TAG!! TAG?! TAG!
*slaps around in the air* Stop touching me! I get it, I'm tagged! Okay?! Gawd...
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