Yes, I know what you're all thinking. What a blatant absurdity the nineteenth century has brought our future children! I know, I can't blame it either. Introductions are pointless, and just so you know, my Chinese Zodiac is the tiger and that I don't like YouTube ads about hypocritical misconceptions about the American government and tips on how to remove excess stomach fat. And also, I'm Asian. You see, there are about 50 countries in Asia and apparently Japan is not all of them. I'm 14 years old and I play the harmonica. I currently live at Poughkeepsie, Texas with my stepmother and my spaniel. Wait- Poughkeepsie is in New York?
