About
God dag and hallå! I am Howlin' Pelle Almqvist of The Hives aka THE GREATEST BAND YOU WILL EVER HEAR. We are from Fagarsta, Sweden which is a small town of about 11,000 people. My brother Nicholaus and I formed The Hives back in 1993 and since then we have achieved international success. But soon, we will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Would you like to know a little more about me? I know I would! Here's a little question and answer session that Niklas, Chris, and I each have on our profiles:
Business or pleasure?Business, call me contrary.
Business or economy?Both, twice.
It's really, really great to be in The Hives right?Heaven and hell my friend. Mostly heaven.
Will The Hives still be around 20 years from now?Possibly not physically, but in the hearts of the children.
You must have a favourite actor/actress, why?What do you know? Maybe I don't!
Transparent is not a colour but _____ is, how come?I am sorry but I simply do not understand the question.
What invention would you've liked to invent?The Invention.
What's your idea of a great thing to do, apart from music?Probably arm wrestling but it keeps disappointing me.
Of all the countries you've been in, which is the best
kept secret when It comes to being great?Australia is seriously underestimated.
Also, to help you out, my name is pronounced PELL-ah
It has been figured out that the mathematical equation to form Pelle is:
good(crazy plus music)=Pelle
This mathematical equation was first discovered by moib.
Awesome things have been said ABOUT Pelle, for instance:
Echo Noir
You are my Chuck Norris <3
and
whipped c r e a m facial
a sweet little mother ******** devil bunny.
Majestikal Jr
Oh you.
Strutting around like so.
And carriepuffgirl even wrote this awesome poem ABOUT Pelle:
He's the guy that's always howlin'
Getting all the other bands growlin'
Always singing an amazing tune
Making all the women swoon
Do you wonder whom this could be?
No, he is not you, nor me
He is Pelle!
The funny fellah
The go-gettah
Whom should always be there
When the stage is bare
All other singers can't even compare
Since he is of something rare ^^
Maddie wrote this for me:
his name is pelle
he is cool
lallalalalalalala
WORD NIGZ
Pelle loves it ^^
Binomials wrote this poem for me:
THE Howlin Pelle Almqvist is exotic
hes my addiction now I'm alcoholic
he's toxic but I can't resist
and now I'm going to drink
because of him I think
It's quite novel
3nodding Alex Zivokasjfjhakdhlf wrote this Christmas Carol for me:
He's writing a song
And playing it twice;
Rocking out for the naughty and nice
Pelle Almqvist's coming to town
He plays when you are sleeping
He rocks when you're awake
He knows which bands are bad or good
So play good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Pelle Almqvist's coming to town!
I think this will go double platinum ^_^
Pelle has written some poetry for his favorite people! ^^
This one is for Alex Lifeson:
ALEX LIFESON
IS THE MAN
ALEX LIKES
HIS BEER CANNED
IF YOU DON'T DO
WHAT YOU'RE TOLD
HE'LL SMASH YOUR ******** FACE!
scream This one is for Binomials:
Binomials, Binomials
much better than mononucleos
or those pinwheels
that they put in girly drinks.
Binomials, Binomials,
it's hard to rhyme
Binomials
and I think I'd sooner die than-
******** this I'm going to drink vodka!
And this one is for Sarah Palin:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I WANT YOU TO BEND ME OVER A TABLE AND **** ME YOU SADISTIC *****!
scream call me! ^_^
Tour dates for The Hives:
APRIL 2013
05 April 2013 - Santiago, Chile
Teatro La Cupula del Parque O'Higgins
06 April 2013 - Santiago, Chile
Lollapalooza Chile
09 April 2013 - La Molina, Lima, Peru
CC SCENCIA
25 April 2013 - Borlänge, Sweden
Liljan
26 April 2013 - Gävle, Sweden
Gasklockorna
27 April 2013 - Uppsala, Sweden
Svandammshallarna
JUNE 2013
13 June 2013 - Ruoms, France
Aluna Festival
15 June 2013 - Donington Park, UK
Download Festival 2013
19 June 2013 - Göteborg, Sweden
Liseberg
19 June 2013 - GÖTEBORG, SWEDEN
Liseberg
21 June 2013 - Scheessel/Neuhausen, Germany
Hurricane/Southside Festival
22 June 2013 - Scheessel/Neuhausen, Germany
Hurricane/Southside Festival
23 June 2013 - Scheessel/Neuhausen, Germany
Hurricane/Southside Festival
26 June 2013 - Borlänge, Sweden
Peace & Love
28 June 2013 - Glastonbury, UK
Glastonbury Festival
29 June 2013 - Glastonbury, UK
Glastonbury Festival
29 June 2013 - Paris France
Solidays Festival
30 June 2013 - Glastonbury, UK
Glastonbury Festival
JULY 2013
05 July 2013 - Kontich, Belgium
Rock Werchter
06 July 2013 - Arras, France
Main Square Festival
http://www.mainsquarefestival.fr/
07 July 2013 - Herouville Saint Clair, France
Beauregard
09 July 2013 - Argeles Sur Mer, France
Les Deferlantes
10 July 2013 - Toulouse, France
Le Bikini
12 July 2013 - Lac du Bourget, France
Musilac Festival
13 July 2013 - Bilbao, Spain
Bilbao BBK Live Festival
13 July 2013 - Lac du Bourget, France
Musilac Festival
14 July 2013 - Lac du Bourget, France
Musilac Festival
18 July 2013 - Tromso, Norway
Bukta-Tromso Open Air Festival
18 July 2013 - Nordfjordeid, Norway
Malakoff Rock Festival
19 July 2013 - Tromso, Norway
Bukta-Tromso Open Air Festival
19 July 2013 - Nordfjordeid, Norway
Malakoff Rock Festival
20 July 2013 - Tromso, Norway
Bukta-Tromso Open Air Festival
20 July 2013 - Nordfjordeid, Norway
Malakoff Rock Festival
26 July 2013 - Vella, Switzerland
Open Air Lumnezia
27 July 2013 - Vella, Switzerland
Open Air Lumnezia
AUGUST 2013
31 August 2013 - Knislinge, Sweden
Helgeåfestivalen: Folkets Park, Parkgatan
More to come, I promise!I should probably say thank you to Golden Magpie for this GREAT profile layout, as well as my 70s jacket, white bowtie, shoes, dress shirt, and tuxedo pants. Also, thank you to anonymous benefactor for Smashing Cities! Tack själv!
Oh look! The Pubic Hair Fairy has made Pelle a sign!
Thank you, TPHF! <3
Endless Teeth also made Pelle a sign!
Thank you!
Maddie made me a video sign!
PellewankernipplesThanks Maddie <3
Alex made me one too ^_^
AlexSignThanks Alex!
Pelle also LOVES avi art!
Here's some done by Smeggi!
Hur god sett!
Good job, Smeggi!
This next one was done by Snoozleberry:
Stor arbete, Snoozle!
This next avi art was done by XxLuinxX:
Underbar! Great job, XxLuinxX!
This avi art was done by Polite Badinage:
This makes Pelle look like hawt secks! Fantastisk!
This next avi art was done by ForreaI:
Pelle thinks that it is FREAKING CUTE!!!!!
This next art piece was done by Emily-hand:
Tack! You are an amazing artist, Emily-hand!
This next one was done by SundaieWorst:
Good job!
This art was done by Luna the white wolf
Thanks, Luna!
This one was done by Bobby
Thank you, Bobby! I love the use of our new suits! <3
Here is a portrait of Pelle that The Pubic Hair Fairy did:
Sexig!
Thank you Pubic Hair Fairy! You have captured my image perfectly!
Pubic Hair Fairy also drew THIS image of Pelle:
And no, Pelle is NOT an alcoholic XD
This portrait of Pelle was done by xEndless Teeth:
Pelle likes your style!
wink Endless Teeth ALSO created THIS:
Pelle is frightened now
gonk Golden Magpie created a band portrait of The Hives!
AWESOME JOB!
Golden Magpie also created this portrait of Pelle!
That has got to be the sexiest portrait I have ever seen!
Tak!
Bunneh Dearest made this wonderful art of Pelle:
Thanks, Bunneh!
The Kasuka did an AMAZING rendition of Pelle!
THIS MADE PELLE LOL!
This was made by iElektrik Metro!
This drawing is so cute that Pelle actually vomited cuteness all over the floor. Twas quite a mess!
This drawing was made by frankie-a-lulu and features both myself AND my brother, which makes it awesome but slightly less awesome because my brothers a douche. JUST KIDDING xD
Pelle thinks that this drawing is totally next level awesome. ^.^
This next two pictures were made for Pelle by Alex Zivojs...Alex Zidakkldfj....>.> Alex the guy from Rush
Pelle likes this one even though he's not a troll.
This is what would happen if the two awesomest musicians ever got together for a duet. That's right people, we would literally turn into overweight drawings xD srsly though, Alex. Good job. I still owe you NOTHING haHA!
Jerktits Maddie drew me this wonderful picture and wrote me this lovely poem
4laugh 
Oh how wonderful it is ^_^
Phuckin Magical did this amazing rendition of Pelle during the Halloween event!
Oh course I am horribly jealous of the artists skillz at computer arts.
Blutschande made this drawing of Chris and I:
I'm quite impressed with Blutschande's mouse skills when it comes to Paint. I could never pull that off
biggrin
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