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jackrubyultima Report | 08/14/2009 12:29 am

*looks behind to see a ninja with a Turtle stylishly placed upon her head: very absurd yet strangely stylish place for a turtle*

Damn you high stealth check! *dies... or does he?*

jackrubyultima Report | 08/14/2009 12:17 am

true true.

"well, no one must be hiding in these bed of roses! I might as well just turn my back on it and slowly begin to leave"

*slowly starts walking out of the manor*

jackrubyultima Report | 08/13/2009 11:53 pm

Hehe Im walking along, suddenly, a massive Bed of roses lies in front of me.

>_>
<_<
>_>

...waaaaait a second? Something's screwy here!

jackrubyultima Report | 08/13/2009 11:17 am

hehe bed of roses =)

But see! that might be a tip off. Im walking through a forest. Suddenly, a strange and effervescent scent captivates my senses

*sniff sniff* mmm what smells so nic---WAIT A MINUTE!... there is a ninja who Smells like a bed of roses here!

jackrubyultima Report | 08/13/2009 1:16 am

Oh well ummm.... Damn this is hard to justify in RL lol.

If this was real roleplaying, this is the part where the DM goes "you look to your left and notice an invisible Ninja... somehow XD"

jackrubyultima Report | 08/12/2009 1:21 am

Sorry, that last comment was rated overly saturated with nerdom by the nerd council. Apparently I need more nerd cred for that kind of reference XD

jackrubyultima Report | 08/12/2009 1:14 am

When I roll Natural 20 on perception, It means that for one moment, I have unnaturally heightened abilities.

Sooo your invisible, but i can hear your footsteps on the concrete behind me, or you rustling in the trees, or i see your footsteps displacing the carpet =D

It is for these reasons that i do not consider Perception a dump skill lol

jackrubyultima Report | 08/12/2009 1:01 am

*rolls a D20 dice and gets Natural 20 on perception check BAMM!*

I see EVERYTHING! INSTANTLY! =D

jackrubyultima Report | 08/12/2009 12:52 am

*looks around*

Damn you Suigami! I will find you! XD