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Report | 06/03/2016 9:32 am

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

nothing much , you

Report | 06/09/2013 8:36 am

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

you hate me

Report | 06/06/2013 3:24 pm

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

why you hate me so

Report | 05/31/2013 4:01 pm

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

pokes!!!!!!!!!!

Report | 03/18/2013 4:56 pm

yeonis

Well i'm going to steal you back.

Report | 03/10/2013 5:50 pm

yeonis

Oh my jiggly.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEN.

Report | 10/10/2012 9:26 am

DracoxisDiamond

Happy Birthday!

Report | 07/03/2012 8:30 pm

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

well never mind she goona use her other so i have my account back

Report | 07/03/2012 9:57 am

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

this is anna, scott let me have his account because my dumb a** forgot my password to my gaia account and to my email account .-. so he let me have his

Report | 07/02/2012 1:09 pm

xXxL0st_F0reverxXx

lol nope gave my account to a friend that is a girl but im still gonna get on it time to time

Report | 04/10/2012 3:31 pm

Kawaiigaara

I did tell you I finished that story right?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8008862/1/School_Field_Trip_Disney_Land
The Edward and Jacob story ^^

Report | 01/03/2012 6:12 pm

Kawaiigaara

This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino’s Pizza tracker saved my life

I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don’t eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth… As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing:

ALWAYS choose Domino’s over pizza hut.

I had been having trouble with my now EX-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won’t go into details, but let’s just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I’ll just break it off.

Wrong.

One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino’s “WE’VE CHANGED OUR s**t, I SWEAR WE’RE AWESOME NOW” ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot.

Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza. I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world.

Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck.

The Pizza Tracker.

Pizza tracker? ******** yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don’t know what the pizza tracker is, then get your a** online right now and order a pizza from Domino’s. It’s the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza.

This is where the night got interesting.

I am on my couch, one eye on “Parks and Rec” the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.

We had just entered stage 2: Prep.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

For a split second I thought, “woh that was fast,” I put my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it’s still in stage 2.

By the end of my thought, the door swung open.

Guess who.

Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker.

Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)

She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!! GET THAT s**t IN THE OVEN!

I try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me “SIT THE ******** DOWN!!”

She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It’s no use.

I decide I need to try and get to my phone. I inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable b***h is going to do to me.

STAGE 4! BOX!

******** YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your a** over here!

She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away.

Stage 5! DELIVERY: Alejandro is delivering your pizza.

GOD SPEED ALEJENDRO!!! MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS!

Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse.

It’s been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time.

She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day.

Report | 12/15/2011 5:38 pm

Kawaiigaara

Mm.
Okay, I'll be back in Jan.

Report | 12/15/2011 11:59 am

Kawaiigaara

It's better now >.<
Have you been going to improv
or have you stopped?

Report | 12/13/2011 8:00 am

Kawaiigaara

I was stressing too hard for a second.
My twitchy eye came back,
and that was just not cool >.<

Report | 12/11/2011 11:58 am

Kawaiigaara

Adorable ne? yum_puddi
Now you know you're wishing
for PUDDI!!! yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi

Report | 12/11/2011 9:39 am

Kawaiigaara

Goodluck with that yum_puddi

Report | 11/10/2011 6:36 pm

Kawaiigaara

Tell me you're joking!!! It can't be snowing /already/!! NOOOOO!!!!!! DX

Report | 11/10/2011 6:26 pm

Kawaiigaara

UgH! It's 39 degrees outside right now >.<

Report | 10/27/2011 5:30 pm

Kawaiigaara

Noooo!! Don't listen to it if you havent!!

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