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17 years old.
Still goes to school:fashion^^.
Draws and writes a lot.
Arrogant.

*Being Fabulous*
exclusive by james st. james

1.Rules of press.

When there is a picture taken of you,always,
always,always make sure that you're on the right side.
That way you'll be on the left side when the picture is printed and the column will read:"james st. james and blablabla were seen at.."

2.The art of entering a room.

Upon entering the room take your partner by the hand and circle across the room, saying "Hi" to everybody, even if you don't know them,especially if you don't know them.Then circle across the room sepperated, you go clockwise to your partner's anti-clockwise, telling everybody how you've lost your friend.(have you seen my friend, o, where could he be?)then bump into eachother and scream with joy. Now walk across the room again telling everyone how you've found eachother.Then, leave. The whole thing should take about an hour, 90 minutes tops. Do this for three weeks in a row and you'll be the talk of the town.

3.Being a dj-superstar.

-You can always rely on the studio 54 compilations.They're pre-mixed and they last for hours.
-Madonna always works.
-When nothing else works, play techno.It's almost unrecognizable and everyone will think you're so cutting edge.

4.

That's really al you need to know.That and: Don't dream it, be it.

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Ostentatious_Love

Report | 06/20/2006 6:34 pm

Ostentatious_Love

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