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hey its isobelle <33.
i <3 Chewy the Great [and his car]
Funny Stuff I Found on the Internett:
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Things I've Learned About Life...
1. Happy endings are for fairy tales.
2. Love is a word that gets thrown around and can cause great pain.
3. Promises are meant to be broken.
4. People change.
5. Hopes and dreams are just wishful thinking.
6. You may find the person of your dreams but chances are they've already found theirs.
7. Never listen to anyone.
8. People kill people, not guns.
9. Life is never fair.
10. After all the bullshit is over, you die.
Family Guy Favorites.
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You don't know anything about me.
(runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
-Family Guy
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Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that............And that.
~Family Guy
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Peter: Hey Stewie Peek-a-boo!
Stewie: Yes i see you fat man- where the hell did he go? Well he must really be gone.
*Picks nose*
Peter: Hey Stewie!
Stewie: Where did you come from. Look i wouldn't have picked my nose if i knew you were- oh great leave when im right in the middle of a sentence!
-Family Guy
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Lois: Hey, Stewie, what would you like for dessert?
Stewie: A peace offering, hey? Okay! I'll have the ice cream. But, no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I will kill you!
~Family Guy
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Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
~Family Guy
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SaVe ThE mEeSe!!!!
"any last words?"
"meh."
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