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I adopted a chibi! Name: Age: Likes: Dislikes: Owner: Get one now![/img]
Gender: Female
Birthday: 10/16/1997
I adopted a chibi! Name: Age: Likes: Dislikes: Owner: Get one now![/img]
If you love me in my dreams let me sleep forever.
I LUV UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust is love and Love is trust
I GOT THIS IN A FWD AND THOUGHT IT WAS AWSUM! CUZ IT'S SOOOO TRUE!!! Grils are lik apples on tress.The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afriad of falling ang getting hurt.Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good but easy.So the apples up top think something is wrong with them, in reality they are amizing.They have to wait for the right boy to come along,the one who is vrave enough to climb to the top of the tree! IF U AGREE PUT THIS ON UR PROFILE 2!!!
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste & send
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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now i'm trying to figure out what to get next O:
do you like tattoos?
i just got i a tattoo a few hours ago XD
I really appreciate it.
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