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Report | 02/09/2012 7:35 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Then a celebration I say! Cheese for everyone!

No, wait. No cheese for anyone. That can be a celebration, too, right? If you don't like cheese.

And damnit, now I want Cheeze-Its, but I ate the last of mine the other day. Sadness.

Report | 02/09/2012 7:08 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Then in the words of Professor Farnsworth, "Good news, everyone!"

...the good news, of course, being that she is neither of those things.

Report | 02/09/2012 6:52 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Well, there's one mystery solved. Little to worry about then. Still, may be best to harvest her organs anyway. Y'know, as a precaution. Can't be too careful.

I could probably have one of my guys over there within the next hour. Thoughts? Objections?

Report | 02/09/2012 6:48 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Well, the dead are notoriously unproductive. So it's best to profit from their demise whenever possible.

Report | 02/09/2012 6:41 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

We could harvest any organs she hasn't violently polluted with intoxicants and sell them on the black market, leaving her in a seedy motel south of the border. And I've been looking to make a little extra cash...

I'll get the cooler!

Report | 02/09/2012 6:37 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

I was once. Man, those were some crazy times.

Report | 02/09/2012 6:27 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Twenty three.

Report | 02/09/2012 5:30 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

I never did when I was a child, so I figure I owe it to myself to celebrate every birthday I can now as an adult.

Report | 02/09/2012 5:12 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Maybe. My buddy Cobra has been known to make pipe bombs on his downtime. Might rig up something...maybe stick it under a manhole cover. Or in a cactus! Like a needle bomb!

Report | 02/09/2012 4:45 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Cannot be sure just yet. But at the rate things are going, I may be back before May. Which shall be just in time for my birthday. And what a grand celebration that will be.

Report | 02/09/2012 4:33 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

The desert from which I fled, over a year ago now. Because I have come to realize it was not the place I fled, nor was it the people. 'Twas myself, and the way I was.

And now, that's all changed. For the first time, I'm different. Still bent on world domination, of course - Hellishly so. But now, I actually have the ambition, rather than just the plan and the desire.

Report | 02/09/2012 4:07 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Oh, heavens, no. My diabolical plans for hostile conquest are still very much in production - that's one of those 10-year-plan things. Nay, I'm merely making my egress back to the place I truly call home. Someplace I once abandoned, and that I finally have the chance to find again.

Report | 02/09/2012 3:14 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

A grand reunion, my dear. A machination long in the making, finally coming to fruition. Upon its completion, I shall return to my throne. And this time, I shall rightfully don the crown I formerly wore in falsehood. In short, I am going home.

It's certainly good to hear you're doing well, also. Things seem to be turning around, eh?

Report | 02/09/2012 1:50 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

I am most grand, dear mademoiselle! Things are starting to turn around for me. All of my plans are finally beginning to fall into place.

And how about your lovely self?

Report | 02/09/2012 1:31 pm

Tarrant le Sorcier

Quack. 3nodding

Report | 07/04/2011 11:10 pm

TDG Super Kami

<_< >_>
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*Ahem*
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BOOBIES!
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'tis all
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Report | 07/04/2011 11:09 pm

TDG Super Kami

<_< >_>
.....
*Ahem*
.....
BOOBIES!
....
'tis all
....

Report | 04/18/2011 4:47 am

saint aero

Sorry for replying to this late, I have been so inactive lately. But thank you for the compliment C:
I hope you found who you were looking for!

Report | 04/06/2011 8:08 pm

Haos Crow

o.o How are you Shishi?

Report | 04/06/2011 4:01 pm

Haos Crow

Only because the light is shining on your dark shirt making it so your light bra shines through it, only the light o3o

You're very pretty

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