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I know a lotta gamers out there don´t have a lot of patience...
At lease that was what the dude at the video store said.
So when I registered, so then I realized...I got no money...I was seriouslty BROKE!
Why? 'Cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the Death Match Bar. And,, Man, She smelled Good!
And being the gentleman that I am, I bought her a drink.

Anywho, I decided to take a job, the game, Assasinate the Drifter...
I went to the place and waited for a guy to show up, and there he was...this cat...well dressed..cool...could tell he was the s**t, or he was playing the s**t.

Yeah, so he's stylin', aggresive and fast.
Badda BING!
Or at least it was supposed to be.
Till she showed up. Her name..Silvya Christell, an agent from this UAA association.
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Travis Touchdown is a 27-year-old American assassin and stereotypical otaku – his motel room decorated with professional wrestling and anime collectibles – living in near poverty in the motel "NO MORE HEROES" of Santa Destroy, California[2] accompanied by his kitten Jeane (most likely named after his long lost love). He appears to have interest in Lucha Libre icons, as well as a moe driven anime series called Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly; his apartment is filled with such mentioned merchandise. After winning a beam katana in an internet auction he becomes a hitman. When he runs out of money to buy video games he accepts a job to kill Helter Skelter, also known as "the Drifter," which earns him rank 11 by the United Assassins Association, a governing body of assassins. Realizing that he has now made himself a target for aspiring assassins, he sets out to secure himself as number one in the UAA.[3] He gets around on his exaggerated scooter, dubbed the "Schpeltiger."

His beam katana can also be upgraded throughout the game, initially starting with the Blood Berry, followed by the durable Tsubaki, the Tsubaki Mk-II (which is comprised of five beams),[4] and finally the Tsubaki Mk-III, a very showy beam katana designed from the Katana of Travis' mentor, Thunder Ryu. He also shows to have some resistance to firearms, one instance being when Helter Skelter riddled Travis with bullets and rockets, culminating with absolutely no effects. This also may have been related to the robe he was wearing at the time, however. Despite this, Travis managed to survive many deadly attacks without the robe, ranging from a series of energy blasts, three consecutive close range grenade explosions, to a death blow to the chest.

Travis' past is somewhat explored in the game, and at times deliberately (and humorously) muddled, and filled with stereotypes. His parents were killed when he was young, apparently by his love (and though unbeknown to him, half-sister) Jeane who had a traumatic and complex past, leaving Travis on his own. He had a twin brother Henry whom he never knew, who apparently grew up in Ireland. Travis has apparently had interest in being a pro wrestler at one point, and trained himself in the use of the sword via a mixture of Thunder Ryu's training, correspondence courses, and videotapes.

Personality-wise, Travis can be crude and immature, and even cruel, especially to the male assassins he fights. He also seems naive, considering how he takes the ranked battles as little more than a game. Despite being relatively calm about dispatching his enemies, he only really shows a bit of discomfort in killing Holly Summers. Though he can be very brutal, he's capable of being touched by people's emotional and personal experiences. Travis is very driven to prove himself, is shown to be highly intelligent (he is able to learn very quickly), and he can be surprisingly witty and even poetic.

Damn, I swallowed wikipedia.
I am a cosplay if Travis Touchdown...from a game called No More Heroes.