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i have a dog and i love her sooooooo much

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arjey Report | 04/10/2010 3:31 am
arjey
hi there^^
angelkagome456 Report | 03/23/2009 2:18 pm
angelkagome456
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 ppl, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He sent it to 4 ppl. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3 Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only had 7 more people to send too. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 dollar bill on the ground. He was promoted to head officer at his job and his friend accepted his propose. Now Katie and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful children. Send this 2 12 ppl or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - you'll die 2ight; 1 to 6 - you'll get injured; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of ur life; 12 and over - ur saved and will have a great fortune. Do what Teddy!!!! Hurry!!!! Send this to 12 ppl before midnight 2nigh
LethalNight Report | 02/16/2009 6:00 pm
LethalNight
Thanks for buying xP
O_oemoxcutieso_O Report | 02/16/2009 5:08 pm
O_oemoxcutieso_O
hi can i have some gold plz! im poor"_"
arjey Report | 02/14/2009 10:12 pm
arjey
This chain letter is real so follow the instructions and something good will happen!!

and read it till the end !



LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Sorry,

but this chain letter is for real.

When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,

she ignored it and a week later the love of her

life dumped her for no good reason so

BEWARE,

and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:

Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand

I adore you



2. Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends



3. Kiss on the neck

I want you



4. Kiss on the lips

I love you



5. Kiss on the ears

I am just playing



6. Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away



7. Look in your eyes

kiss me



8. Playing with your hair

I can't live without you



9. Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go



Article 2: The Three Steps



1. Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.



2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.



3. Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



Article 3: The Commandments



1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.



2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.



3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.





* Remember *

A peach is a peach

A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss

Without some tongue.

So open up your mouth

close your eyes,

and give your tongue

some exercise!!!







Here are a few reasons

why guys like girls:



1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo



2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder



3. How cute they look when they sleep



4. The ease in which they fit into our arms



5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world



6. How cute they are when they eat



7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while



8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside



9. The way they look good no matter what they wear



10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth



11. How cute they are when they argue



12. The way her hand always finds yours



13. The way they smile



14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight



15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....



16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them



17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'



18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...



19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry



20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly



21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt



22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!



23. The way they say 'I miss you'



24. The way you miss them



25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons,

No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.Only felt.



*

This chain started in 1887.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are

supposed to send it to

25 people.

It is easy, just look into

chat rooms and find them..

Anyway,

send it to 25 people in 1 hour.

Now here

comes the fun part.

You then say

the name of the person

intoxicated barbie ent Report | 01/03/2009 10:18 pm
intoxicated barbie ent
Ummm there isnt a trade thingy on your profile can you go to mines N do it i have a trade
Maria Neige Report | 10/26/2008 8:04 pm
Maria Neige
Thanks for the purchase!
--_iBREEZYYxX Report | 07/27/2008 6:24 pm
--_iBREEZYYxX
HEY WUDUP PEACE OUT BYE:]
kitty_cat_princess345 Report | 07/21/2008 9:17 am
kitty_cat_princess345
hi
X-Choco-Erika-X Report | 07/18/2008 7:51 pm
X-Choco-Erika-X
HI!!!nice to meet you and were u the one that wanted to be my friend and if it is ten yes User Image

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you ....... now,slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile