Me

This is me.

I am Mikey.

That is prenounced My-Key not Mick-ee.

I'm bi.

I'm an a*****e.

I'm sarcastic alot.

I spend too much time on Gaia.

I have great friends in real life.

I have great friends over the internet.

I am a realist.

I am a left wing libertarian.

I suck at spelling.

I am very good with grammar

I am not very much into role playing, but I've been told I am very good at it.

I like stupid people.

I like smart people.

Sometimes I like all people.

I live in Virginia.

When I get depressed I pull myself out of it as quickly as I can.

I b***h too much.

You b***h too much.

I piss people off very well.

I want to be a lawyer when I grow up.

Starting to see a connection?

I plan on settling down and having a wife and kids.

I am probably going to get a divorce.

I don't think lieing should be legal, under punishment of 200 dollar fines.

Internets is serious business.

I like to offend people.

People get angry when I offend them.

The best people get angry and laugh when I offend them.

My best friend is gay.

I offend him, make him angry, and make him laugh about being angry on a regular basis.

I am often accused of being racist.

I am not racist.

I am an a*****e.

I don't like much music coming out now-a-days.

You are the cancer that is killing /b/.

I love puns but they make me want to wring small animals' necks.

I don't fit alot of stereotypes.

I am a hypocrite just like everyone else.

I like gay girls, they're fun to hang out with.

I like straight girls, they're fun to flirt with.

I like straight guys, they're fun to mess with.

I like gay guys they're fun to flirt with.

I think if everyone on Gaia spent all the time they did on Gaia helping fix up neighborhoods and help in homeless shelters the world wouldn't suck as much.

I am a personal optimist but a global pessimist.

I think that Africa will tear itself apart long before the Middle East does.

I think lieing to yourself is stupid.

I like to state the obvious.

You are on my profile.

You have been reading alot of things about me.

You still don't know anything about me.

You'll probably never fully understand me (cue emo music).

I probably will never fully understand me (cue Pixies).

I really don't want to do the coding for this page.

I love random PMs and artwork donations, though at this point I'm changing my avatar so much I doubt It wou be accurate for long.

I should be hanging out with friends right now.

I think organized religion is stupid.

I think individual religion is a very good idea.

I am agnostic.

The girl I first had sex with is converting to Mormanism, this is kinda irrelivant I just kinda felt like putting it in here to see if you guys thought it was ironic as I.

I surround myself with liars.

I hate liars.

I have never had and never will have the balls to kill myself.

I hope I die first in my family so I don't have to grieve for any of them because they are all amazing.

I am a greedy son of a b***h for that last statement.

I brown nose.

I try to be honest.

I've probably repeated myself several times in this profile.

I used to be a manslut now I'm just a flirt.

I am pretty sure I'm going to hell if there is one.

I think the whole idea of a satanic religion that is based souly (pardon my pun) in degrading another relgion because they think it is stupid is rather hypocritical and a waste of time.

Live and let live.

Don't ask don't tell.

Fortune cookie fortunes are normally just advice.

I hate receiving advice.

I'd rather receive insults then soften blows from my friends.

Your enemies are the most honest people you'll ever meet when it comes to describing you.

2 2=5 because the party says it equeals 5.

If you see some blatantly obvious typo or something really dumb in my profile please PM me.

Trust nothing you hear or see on the internet.

I play bassoon.

I think this site is a huge waste of time and a procrastination tool and I shall use it to its fullest.

If you really want to get to know me just use AIM "YouPhailedAtLife"

I don't think anyone under the age of 13 should be allowed on the internet.

I think that anyone who is typing in illegible s**t on the internet should have their connection to the outside world severed.

I hate it when I misspell things but I am cursed to for the rest of my life I am sure.

I am very superstious.

You're still reading this god damned profile I feel sorry for you.

I have a phobia of centipedes.

I <3 pretty girls and cute guys.

I hate people who try to make themselves look smarter by talking about something like they're in the know and they don't know s**t.

I hate ignorant people trying to teach.

I like writing at 3 am.

If you want an online relationship continue looking.

If you want an online friendship you may have found one.

I'm not gothic.

I'm not emo.

I'm not scene.

I am Mikey.

That is pronounced My-key not Mick-ee.

This is me.

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